The supposed mediation was getting us nowhere as neither side was willing give up anything or make concessions. The representatives from earth were just straight up delusional with their illogical demands while the Thanagarians were deliberately trying to draw out the meeting as long as possible. The Thanagarians for ridiculous things that they absolutely certain wouldn't be accepted while also asking for breaks to cool our heads but actually trying seduce me with various things. Earth's representatives seeing this demanded that I follow their commands to which I promptly ignored.
Petty Diplomat A: ... this is bigger than you! You have to do as we tell you...
"Let me ask you do you have your hand up my ass?"
Petty Diplomat A: What!? No!
"Then in what fucking way do I look like your puppet!?"
Petty Diplomat B: I don't think he meant it that way but you must to follow the guidance of the UN
"Then how exactly is that any different from what he said? You want me to do as you say without objection isn't that correct?"
Petty Diplomat B: That is because we know what's best...
"Really the same dumb asses that thought it would be smart to practically hand humanity over to the fucking Xenos in the first place directly after a war with other Xeno scum?"
Petty Diplomat A: We didn't hand humanity over to aliens and please don't use the term xenos it's offensive
"Really so a group of world leaders didn't vote to let XENOS into basically every facet of our planet? So I wasn't called to this meeting to help fix the epic fuck up of petty high lords desperately clinging to power to maintain their status quo? People too afraid to step into the future because it might mean that they will be left behind those jackasses? Well now that has been cleared up then I guess there's no reason to be here and I could just fuck off back to my home!"
Superman: Julian I know that you are upset but please...
"Upset!? I am furious these bureaucratic bitchs are practically traitors to humanity and instead of facing execution they are here making demands of me! If it were up to me I would stick melta rifle down their throats and pull the trigger none of them deserve an honorable or peaceful death"
The UN Diplomats immediately took a few steps back some hiding behind a few of the present heroes afraid that I might just follow through with my words. Some of heroes seemed tense after my bold statement and became ready to take action should the worst come to pass.
Flash: I can't help but notice that you seem more opposed to earth's diplomatic delegation than the Thanagarians...
M'shen: The answer is obvious those xeno filth are born the enemies of humanity no matter how they may try to position themselves otherwise. They dare to seek supremacy of the universe that rightfully belongs to humanity but as for these so called diplomats? They are traitors worse than the scum of the universe that seeks to enslave or destroy humanity because they chose to side against humanity. They turned against their own kind to serve filthy Xenos.
Flash: That still seems excessive...
"Well let me explain it in terms you'll understand then imagine that gang that is well known for causing misery and suffering in your neighborhood while you are powerless, now imagine that someone from your family not only joined them but turned their attention to your family"
Flash: look all I'm saying is that you come from a space faring civilization from the future surely you have encountered some good aliens
M'shen: I have...
Flash: Well that's...
M'shen: ...they were dead because the only good xeno is a dead xeno
M'shen was glaring hard at the alien members of the Justice League it was clear she meant every word of what she said. Batman finally decided to step forward even though he wasn't usually a mediator which was ironic that the earth delegation would need mediators while they were in mediation with the Thanagarians.
Batman: Enough! We are all here for the good of earth so for now put your ridiculous demands and prejudice aside and show some restraint!
Petty Diplomat A: As Batman said you need to put your ego aside and consider the greater good
Batman: When I said ridiculous demands I meant yours you can't expect him to act in your interest especially when you declare that he has no choice. Also stop asking for things that you know the Thanagarians will never concede to giving as reparations.
Patricia Quill: Hey guys if you are all ready the meeting will start up again in about ten minutes. Also as a side note maybe close the door when you have these conversations