"Were am I?" max thought. It was dark he could hear noises coming from around him, but he could not move. Max focused on the sounds going on and he could hear people talking.
"Push milady. He is coming."
"Push dear. He is almost out."
Max could feel his body moving. It felt like he was being moved thru a tight space like something just big enough for you to wiggle out from, but not to use your arms or legs.
"One more push. I can see his head Milady."
Max could hear a woman grunting and could he could feel as he moved things were getting easier to move. He felt the light hit his face. All he thought was "Well fuck i guess i am being born. Why is there light on me face? Shouldn't I be being burned? I thought sunlight was instant death for a vampire?"
As Max was being born his father had a proud expression on his face. " I have decided on his name" Max's father said.
"What is it my love?" said the woman as the maid wiped sweat off of her face.
"Maximus. Maximus Blackburn." He said
Unbeknownst to Max his father was named Baron Henry Blackburn and his mothers name was Baroness Sophia Blackburn.
"Are you sure Henry? You don't want to name him after you or your father?" Asked Sophia
"No he looks like a Maximus... Strange though he has not cried out yet?" Henry said as a concerned look washed over his face.
Max in the meantime was just taking everything in. "not bad Eessis. Looks like I am not too rich or too poor." He thought as he felt a hard smack on his ass.
Max Looked at the offending hand and glanced at the maid with an evil look. "Do it again bitch I dare you."
The maid was taken back by the look max was giving her. "He is breathing milady. I just dont know why he is not crying?" The maid said
"well smack him again then Leah." said Sophia
Leah started to sweat. "Why am i so afraid of this new born? Maybe it's the look he is giving me? God I don't want to be here right now." Leah thought as she smacked him again.
POW
Max started crying as relief washed over everyone in the room. "Take my stream of justice you bitch." Max thought as he pissed in Leah's face. Leah did not seem to be bothered by Max as she cleaned off her face with a towel.
While Max was crying his parents were talking about Max. " I guess we should inform the Kingdom about Max's birth." Henry said with a sigh.
"We have all the time in the world to announce his birth. My love" Sophia said " I will do it in a couple hours. After i get moving around again." Sophia said
" I have to get back to the King's armies. I love you Sophi" Henry said
"Ok. I love you too Henry" Sophia Said as they kissed each other. Max calmed down and was looking around. Watching Henry leave Max smiled" So that is my dad." Henry Blackburn stood 6 feet tall, muscular with well defined arms, blue hair, and light colored eyes. Looking over at his mother Max was taken back. She was beautiful.Sophia on the other hand stood 5 foot 9 inches, blonde hair, red eyes,and those milkers had to be atleast a D cup.
Leah was just standing there with Max in her arms watching Henry leave. Leah soon heard Sophia say "Hand me my son Leah. I am sure he is hungry."
"Yes milady." Leah responded as she passed Max to Sophia.
Sophia unbuttoned her blouse taking max into her arms. and out popped her breasts.
Max thought as he latched on " My god if this was not my mom i would have a hard on right now. Well as a baby i cant but still. They are perfect D sized breasts. Perfect sized nipples with just the right ammount of areola."
While Max was suckling he proceeded to play around with the other breast. Sophia looked at Max with an ammused expression. Sophia had no idea what Max was thinking at the time. Sophia did however think "What a little pervert. I wish Henry would play with my boobs.
Sophia let Max continue until he was full. Afterwards Sophia put Max down in the bassinet and proceeded to get out of the bed with the help of Leah. Leah had finished cleaning up the mess about an hour ago so she was waiting for the Baroness to get out of bed. Sophia quickly changed out of her birthing clothes. In all honesty in looked like a hospital gown.
"Time to send the announcements out. I am sure as long as I send them out to everyone Baron and above word will travel." Sophia thought
Max was laying there watching his mother finish changing and leave the room followed closely by Leah. Max was thinking about all that has transpired. "Well I guess this is my new home." Looking around it felt pretty large. The room had a queen sized bed, a bassinet, a writing desk, and it was illuminated by glowing orbs. "Hmm i dont see a light switch. The lights must be magical." thought Max. He continued looking around "The walls seem to be made of Slate. Though I dont know how they got slate to fit so perfectly. The windows seem to be a crystal of some kind. I guess that would explain why i didn't burn" Max commented in his mind.
"I guess I should look at my Stats" Max thought 'System' and the System opened in front of his eyes.
"WHAT?!" Max shouted in his mind
Maximus Blackburn
Age:0 Class:None Level:0
Str:5-SSS Dex: 5-SSS Int: 6-SSS Agil: 5-SSS
Const:5-SSS Hp:25 Mana:48
"What the Fuck did that god do!?" Max exclaimed