So here how it goes human I'll give you a second shot at life and you can do whatever you want with it alright"the voice said in the void as it uttered those words".
"...." I can't just go back to being alive?
No it ain't possible.
Why?
BECAUSE YOUR BODY IS PASTE!, truck Kun used domain expansion body splatter on you and well the rest is history.
Why do you sound more upset?
NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS GOODBYE!"and with that he was gone the voice casting him through a purple portal no longer wanting to deal with him anymore, to say it happened so quickly was a understatement.
While he flew through the portal he thought back to how he ended up in this mess, you see after getting done wacking his mole he went outside to touch some grass not realizing a truck hauling ass towards him before he got the chance to recognize how fucked he was he got sent hear and had to deal with a rob that had daddy issues, how did he know simple.
The rob in question who was nothing but a voice and unaware of me being their was talking aloud about how his little brother was getting more attention than he was and it wasn't fair basically they were bitching and moaning.
All in all a very fun experience especially given how they reacted very embarrassed and well the rest was history" now where am I going I hope I didn't piss them off a whole lot to a point their sending me to some death zone"he should've been worried and scared about dying and being in this predicament but he just can't be bothered, there wasn't anything for him during his time alive no friends or family and stuck running some dead end job where the people there treated him like shit.
Moral of the story being a human sucks! Yeah it got benefits but wow is it bad the only reason I wanted to go back was because of my games, anime and.....erm...websites, anyway how long is this gonna ta....Oh Shiii...
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Uhhh oh fuck me where the hell am i"my eyes open up but instead of me being flashed bang by sunlight I was met with a pitch black sky, no stars or a moon just pure darkness as if someone just stole the stars themselves, looking around I saw nothing but yellowish white stone".
"I tried to get up but found a slight problem.....my arms and legs felt weird, they felt like they were rearranged under me neither uncomfortable or awkward and I had something black in my view when I touched it I realized it was a snout teeth and all and it was.... MY SNOUT! frantic I looked around seeing black limbs and gray wings with black membranesu and a tail, after finishing my inspection I knew only one outcome and that was to scream"AAAHHH WTF HAPPENED TO ME I'M A SCALIE NOOO!
"I in a panic tried to get up only to fail spectacularly as I flopped all over the ground like a fish on land or in other words a unwashed redditor mod that got caught in rain".
[Will you stop that your embarrassing us and as much as I like to watch you squirm we have things to do]
"The voice of someone said in my head making me freeze in place, my embarrassment a all new high, laying upright I gather myself and reply"who in the world are you?
[I'm your system dumbass]
What an asshole"I whispered under my breath".
[I can hear and read your mind dipshit, anyway I'm here to help your sorry ass get big and strong so if I were you I look at your stats so you can plan what to do next]
And how do I do that?
[Say status! It's not that hard, I swear what do you do for a living beat your log to cube people?]
Fuck off at least I got a body"he was getting real annoyed with this system, he must've really pissed off the rob huh"status?
{Name: Ren
Lv 1: 0/5 exp
Race: Ender dragon
Age: 19
Evolution stage: 0
Title: One of a kind, Void traveler, otherworlder
One of a kind: because your the one and only you gain 5 extra stat points per 10 levels and have the till the end and void overload skill.
Void traveler: your a special snowflake! You can traverse the void without taking damage and can be resistant or immune to void attacks depending on your lv and evolution stage, gain void rift skill.
Otherworlder: one of the many, just like otherworlders you have a high resistance to external mental invasion and attacks.
Scale durability: 50/50
Hp: 200/200
Sta: 800/800
Atk: 25
Agility: 80
Defense: 10
Vitality: 20
Attribute points: 5
Skills:
Ender dragon breath lv 1: unleash purple particle breath onto the enemy doing 20 DMG and 5 per second the longer they stay around the area your breath strucked, cost 20 sta per use.
Non-lore accurate stamina lv 1: while you don't have unlimited stamina like the OG ender dragon your no push over either, gain 30 sta every time you level up and, cost none.
Minecraftian physique lv max: due to your origins you don't take damage like normal, injuries that would kill a normal creature have little effect on you, cost none.
Note: decapitation is still fatal so be careful.
Till the end lv 1: for 20 seconds you risk it all gaining a 20% DMG reduction and all of your stats will be buffed by 100 with the draw back of being left with 0 sta and 1 hp, cost 500 sta.
Void overload lv 1: by absorbing the void and overloading your body with it you can create a blast that spans 100ft depending on how close the target is you'll do between 150-280 DMG, cost 100 HP and 200 sta.
Side effect: leaves a x2 damage multiplier on one or more enemy lasting for 22 seconds.
Note: beware of environmental destruction and internal corruption this skill will cause.
Void rift lv 1: create a rift from one place to another for quick travel, range is 300ft increases with level ups and the rifts last for 30 seconds, cost 80 sta per use.
Side effect: failing to open a rift or cancelling it before it's created will create a small explosion dealing 35 DMG to nearby things.
Note: if the portal closes and a object is caught in it, it will be sliced in have.
Resistances:
debuff resistance lv 1: debuffs have a 10% reduction and duration.
Greater mental resistance lv 1: have a 56% reduction and duration of mental attacks and invasions.
Elemental resistance lv 1: elemental attacks have a 28% reduction in damage.
Perks: none]
That's surprisingly a lot I was expecting a bees dick worth of skills.
[If that was the case than you wouldn't be able to live for long]
My stats aren't bad either and seem self explanatory but whats scale durability?
[Allow me to explain, scale durability is the amount of damage you can take before losing health and depending on your evolution stage and lv will determine how much it decreases]
Ok so if I'm lv 100 or a higher then I take little to no damage?
[Yes but if the enemy is stronger than you than your durability goes down but can be restored with skills, time or other means it also increases the higher your defense is, however your durability isn't absolutely there is something known as true damage]
What's true damage?
[Shhhh I'm talking people these days anyway true damage is damage that ignores defense no matter how high it is only being negated by skills or resistances tho those are very rare and hard to obtain]
Now I understand.
[Great now congratulations]
For what?
[Your sex change, congrats it's a girl!
Gender: female]
WAIT WHAT!" I quickly looked in between my legs and too my horror my mini me was gone!"nooooooooo
[Yessssssss]