Lucas claps his hands. "Dinner is ready." He declares. "And. Well, I won't claim it was the work of my hands, because Eliza keeps throwing me out of the kitchen, but I definitely hand-picked...things! To do with it!" He spreads his hands.
Lucas pauses. "With minimal injury."
What.
What does that mean?
How does one get 'minimal injury' at all from picking out food in the kitchen for a meal?
There should be 'no injury'. Even if one were cooking.
I might accept some minute injury - a burned hand or finger, a cut, a smashed thumb - but picking things out?
Lucas isn't that hapless of a person.
Is he?
"Get the feeling the injury has something to do with why you've been ejected from the kitchen, lad." Roland murmurs, seeming to find Lucas' shenanigans entirely too amusing for his own good.
Lucas folds his arms and gives a very dignified huff. "Nonsense. You're talking nonsense. You have no proof of anything, either"
