"And yet I ended up not doing it." I said with a loud sigh and my face planted into my hands, feeling very disgusted and insulted on the inside that I became this minor filler character out of all the characters in black clover.
"This man literally only had like only 7 apperances in total out of 170 episodes." I said with another loud sigh while getting up from the floor and for some apparent reason glanced down at my naked bare 2.5 inch junior and felt like I wanted to cry at my new now young underdeveloped malnourished skinny body but just sighed and looked back at my status screen that I didn't dismiss and looked over it while also looking through my new set of memories.
"Yep, conrad leto is the current wizard king and I'm currently 6 years old which means I'm 26 years before the canon and this is what I meant about what I said about being fucked because of course conrad is basically the black clover version of all for one, but I'm not completely hopeless or well that's what I think at the very least" I thought while looking down at the floating rotating dice in my right hand.
I stared at the rotating dice for a moment and suddenly remembered something I looked up and read when I was bored in my past life and thought while rubbing my chin with my left hand "Wait, doesn't a dice represent fate, luck, and probability which is basically cause and effect but can I manipulate the effect to be whatever I want"
"Hahaha, now we're getting somewhere." I said laughing while looking back at the rotating floating dice in my right hand and focused and willed it to rotate faster in the air towaithe middle of the room.
Suddenly the dice started rotating more in my right hand and started moving towards the middle of the room at fast speeds while rotating at very fast speeds which made me smile while watching the dice rotate and willed it to shoot towards the room door of my new room.
Suddenly the dice shot at fast speeds towards the room door, but stopped just a couple inches before it pierced right through it which made me breath a sigh of relief and say while making the dice disappear into mana particles and wiping some sweat from my forehead "Fuck that was close, I could've been done for if I broke that door, we are already poor as is so I don't need to add more to it."
"But back to important matters, it seems like david could do more with his magic that he possibly didn't know about in the manga or anime." I said calmly while looking back at my status screen that I didn't dismiss and glanced at my new dice magic and stared at it for a moment with a pondering to look on my face.
I rubbed my chin for a second with my left hand and glanced at my perk on my status screen and thought with creased eyebrows "Didn't I choose this on that quiz, is that quiz related to my death."
"Most likely not, I need to stop jumping to conclusions and just accept the fact that I died from taking a shit." I said while rubbing my forehead, wanting to just kill myself from how stupid and cringy my death was.
I chuckled a little, but immediately stopped from realizing that I was actually laughing at myself and just sighed again while tapping on my perfect health perk to see if I can get more information about what it dose specifically instead of just what the names implies.
[Perfect Health: By having perfect health you will never get sick, you will start aging slowly when you reach 18 years old and it also comes with regeneration but be warned that it is not on deadpool or wolverines level and you can still die, the injury levels are as follows, minor Injuries: Superficial wounds, cuts, or bruises, sprains or strains and minor fractures, moderate Injuries: Deep wounds or lacerations, significant sprains or strains, more serious fractures, and concussions, severe Injuries: Life-threatening injuries, multiple organ damage, major fractures, and severe concussions, critical Injuries: Injuries with a high risk of death, extensive damage to multiple body systems, and unconscious or unresponsive patients, your regeneration level is severe injuries and will include mana pbut be warned you can still die]
"Well at least I have something to survive" I thought calmly while dismissing my status screen and started looking around my new room again, appreciating the ugliness and rundown cheap heritage it holds.
I sighed at my new family's situation and thought while looking at the sunlight coming through the window "Just like the character I became has zero to no screen time, this family has zero to no business sense."
I went towards my closet and opened it and seen rag commoner like clothes in it and felt the urge to just blow this damn estate up, but ended up just sighing again from knowing I don't have that capability, for now that is.
I grabbed a random outfit that a t least looked decent and started putting it on and after I finished putting it on I made my way towards the mirror and looked in it and said while glancing at the outfit with a disgust look on my face "This shit is ugly as fuck."
*KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK*
"Bruddah…arsh…yoush…awakes." Asked a childish girly voice worriedly from outside the room.
I looked at my room door for a moment, debating whether or not I'm ready to face my new family and just sighed and made my way over to my room door and unlocked it and opened it and seen a very cute shy looking chubby little girl about 4 or 5 years old with very long light blonde hair and green eyes and said calmly with a gentle smile on my face "Yes niva I'm awake."
Niva had a surprised look on her face and suddenly her eyes began to water and started balling her eyes out while saying stutteringly "D...don'tsh...e...evesh...d...do's thash again'sh."
"What is this little girl talking about" I thought while rubbing her head to comfort her with a sad look in my eyes, feeling kinda bad for some reason and started looking through the memories of the former owner to see what she was talking about and came across a memory of the former owner mining with a pickaxe inside of a mine and his father who was teaching him, or should I say berating him, saying stuff like this was all that he was good for and should just go kill himself since he would never be anything better than a low poor noble son and some other absurd bullshit that a typical drunkard who has noife oh his own would say.
"Br..." Said a faded voice.
"So the former owner almost died because the mining tunnel collapsed because of a irresponsible father who blames his family for his own failures" I thought with a tired sigh that expressed every current emotion that I was feeling towards this newly gained father of mines which was disgust, and hatred, because what else would I be feeling towards him since if the former owner actually had died in that mining tunnel then my new body would have been crushed and I probably would have reincarnated Into a disabled body or not been reincarnated at all and move onto god knows where.
"Brud..." Said a voice.
"Maybe I should just get rid of him since he obviously doesn't like the former owner or me now, it sounds very tempting" I thought with a sudden wide smile smile forming on my eyes and a look in my eyes that told that I really would do it.
"Brud..." Said a voice.
"Yeah, maybe I should d..." I thought, only my thought process to get interrupted.
*SMACK*
"SHTOP IGNORING'S NIVA'S." Said a bratty little girl's voice screaming at the top of her lungs.
I rubbed my left cheek, momentarily feeling a stinging sensation that immediately disappeared and looked at the little girl that slapped me who had both of her her hands on her hips deviantly, but looked exactly like niva and glanced behind her and seen 3 more niva's and immediately searched my memory and found out that the former owner has quintuplet sisters named elira swallow, mira swallow, sera swallow, niva swallow, and vela swallow who are all 4 years old, and a older brother named cedric swallow who is 7 years old.
"WHAT THE FUCK" I thought internally with sweat appearing on my forehead at the girls surrounding me and continuesly asking questions in sync.
"Why are you just now waking up." Asked elira with a pissed look on her face and her hands on her hips.
"Why are you just now waking up." Asked elira with a pissed look on her face and her hands on her hips.
"Why'sh are'sh...you'sh.. just now's waking's up." Asked mira shyly while adjusting her glasses and averting her eyes.
"Why'sh are'sh...you'sh.. just now's waking's up." Asked sera with a brutish tomboyish smile on her face.
"Why'sh are'sh...you'sh.. just now's waking's up." Asked niva still with watery eyes while playing with her fingers.
"Why'sh are'sh...you'sh.. just now's waking's up." Asked vela with a sly cheeky smirk on her face that had what where you doing alone in your room that took you so long to come out, look on her face.
"DINNER'S REA...HUH...WHAT HELL ARE YOU BRAT'S DOING, GO EAT BEFORE I HIT YOU ALL." Said a old man's voice loudly out of nowhere which made the 5 little girl's start running away with elira at the front like she was the leader.
I took a deep breath with my eyes closed, sighing in relief and opened them, only to jump from seeing a very wrinkly old face very close to mines and said while moving to the side with hidden disgust "What can I do for you grandfather."
"GYAHAHAHA, jonathan you gotten so big and strong like your old man, let's go grab a drink." Said the old man laughing loudly while pushing me towards the dining room with his cane swinging around in the air.
"Is this old man demented" I thought while looking at the old, tall frail looking balding man on the corner of my eyes who looks like he doesn't even know where he's at.
"I'm not jonathan, I'm david and the dining room is in the opposite direction." I said with a sigh while turning back around and started leading my new grandfather who's name is aurelian swallow and happens to be 92 years old from the former owners memory, towards the direction of dining room.
"Hopefully I can enjoy this life peacefully" I thought with a smile on my face.
Not knowing that fate and destiny can be very fickle and has other plans for the new david.
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THE END...