"And we are allowed to assign detentions" Harry added "or at least if we have good reason to do so. I'd think aggressive behavior, disturbing others and preparing to attack two prefects in the middle of the common room is a good enough reason. Argue as much as you like, we've got witnesses."
"Don't worry Granger" Ginny said "if me and Harry pass our exams…"
"Which we probably will" Harry spoke
"Then me and Harry will be leaving, you only have to put up with us for a little bit longer"
"By the way guys" Neville spoke up "she knows all about the fact that you don't sleep here anymore"
"Yes!" Hermione yelled "I figured out that you two don't sleep here anymore! Where do you sleep?!"
"In a bed" Harry answered
"Harry!"
"Now we could tell her" Harry said to Ginny
"True" She nodded
"But I don't want to tell her"
"Me neither"
"She could work it out"
"True, then she'd disturb us constantly."
"Should we move?"
"I think so, but where do you want to go?"
"We could stay in the chamber of secrets if you want?" Harry said, knowing the effect it would have. Everyone gasped and Hermione looked like she was about to throw a fit.
"The chamber?! That's a legend, there's no way you could have found it!"
"I found it in my second year" Harry shrugged "I occasionally go and visit to see Ellie"
"Ellie?" Seamus asked
"I believe that you all would refer to her as 'Salazar's monster'" Harry replied
"She's really not that bed" Ginny responded "Harry took me to meet her a few times, she's really kind. Massive and dangerous but really kind. That reminds me, we should visit before we go. As for staying there I think we shouldn't."
"Yeah you're right, don't want to make Ellie uncomfortable. Perhaps we should stay in the 'special room'" The members of the DA lit up, they knew Harry was talking about the room of requirement, Hermione unfortunately did not know.
"What special room?! Chamber of secrets?! What else are you hiding?!"
"A lot of things Granger" Harry smiled "a lot of things. We're going to go now, so I'd like to see which you solve first. My apparition ability, the chamber of secrets or the special room? You had better solve it before we go Hermione, because as soon as me and Ginny get our test results, we are out of here. Come on Gin, the elves can get our stuff later."
Harry and Ginny walked out of the common room, the people inside collectively smirked at the frustrated Hermione who looked like she was about to burst. Hermione's brain was overloading and she couldn't work out what to do. Should she work out where the chamber of secrets is first or should she try and figure out what the special room is? Should she continue with trying to work out how Harry can apparate in Hogwarts? That's when she remembered that Harry was able to climb the girls staircase, how did he do that? She ran to the library, she needed answers.
Meanwhile Harry and Ginny were in the room of requirement, laughing as they just opened the marauders map to fine Hermione running to the library. The next day Hermione didn't even show up to lessons, Harry had briefly wondered if all the researching had finished her off. He then silently thought that death by research is probably the worst, if not most boring and stupid, way to die.
Sadly for Harry, this was not the case. He was called straight into Dumbledore's office the day after, when he entered he saw a tired looking Dumbledore, an agitated Ron and a furious and stressed Hermione who looked absolutely tired and like she wanted to bite someone.
"Hello!" Harry said loudly, Hermione winced at the noise volume "I was having a very lovely day today. The weather was nice, the birds were singing, I woke up with my wife wrapped all over me"
"Hey!" Ron shouted
"But then" Harry continued, ignoring Ron "I get called up here to see have another meeting with you incompetent bunch of first class, grade A, established fuckwits."
"Harry" Dumbledore tried to speak
"Which you are" Harry cut him off "yes, you are. Now would you kindly tell me why I am here for what feels like the hundredth time this year with you colossal prats?"
"Harry! Do not speak to me like that!" Dumbledore demanded "the way you are addressing me is unacceptable!"
"Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot but not acceptable for me to point it out?"
"Harry" Dumbledore growled "I need to discuss something important with you"
"I have the weirdest sensation of Deja poo right now" Harry commented
"Deja poo?" Dumbledore asked
"I get the feeling that I've heard this crap before"
"You think your funny?" Ron shot him a hateful look
"Ah Ron" Harry turned his attention to the red head, acting as if he just noticed him "living proof that success isn't inherited, it's just a shame that you were the only one in your family who didn't inherit it. I mean, your mum can at least cook."
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