Birds chirped.
Soft light streamed through the shredded remnants of the tent. The air was thick — with sex, sweat, and a faint charge of burnt-out chakra.
Naruto stirred.
His body ached. Every muscle. Every joint. Especially... one very sore, slightly twitching, very empty cock.
He blinked.
He couldn't move.
Because on top of him lay:
Tsunade, one heavy thigh draped across his stomach, snoring softly, a slight smirk still on her cum-streaked lips.
Hinata, nuzzled into his shoulder, clutching his hand with a death grip, cheeks still flushed in her sleep.
Sasuko, curled between his legs, her cheek resting directly on his spent cock like it was a treasured pillow.
Temari, using one of his arms as a hug toy, her inner thigh still glistening.
And nearby?
Sakura, flat on her back with her legs still twitching.
Ino, hair tangled around a tree root, mumbling "Uzu… uzu… Uzumaki…"
Lady Jiraiya, completely naked on her stomach, ass in the air, scribbling half-asleep into her notebook with the words: Chapter Title: Nine-Tailed Fuckstorm.
Naruto's brain tried to catch up.
Kurama…?
"You're welcome."
What the hell happened—
"You got laid. By everyone. You're now the Fox Sage of Sex. Go drink water."
Naruto groaned.
"Ugh… I think I died…"
Hinata stirred, blinked, and then gasped.
"N-Naruto-kun! You're awake!"
She tackled his chest — carefully — and kissed his cheek.
That woke the others.
Sasuko's eyes flared open. "He's mine. Dibs."
Tsunade cracked one eye. "You wish. He filled me three times."
Temari yawned. "I had his cock inside and in my mouth. You can't beat that."
Ino sat up. "Please, I came on his face while you were still arguing."
Lady Jiraiya raised a hand from the floor. "I rode his fox chakra. None of you can top that unless you give birth to a bijuu."
Sakura sat up, groaning. "We need a chart."
The tent dissolved into groans, possessive glances, and glowing hands as kunoichi checked for chakra overflows, soreness, and in some cases…
Seal residue.
Tsunade's eyes narrowed at her lower belly. "...A mark?"
Hinata blushed. "I-I have one too…"
Naruto's head dropped to the pillow.
"I'm never going to walk again."
Sasuko leaned over him.
"You don't need to walk. You just need to thrust."
The others moaned softly.
The chakra in the tent flared slightly again.
Naruto whimpered.
"I swear to Kami, if you start again, I'll defect to Suna."