"Who wants your dirty money?"
The women of the Kuja Pirates jumped from the connection point of the ship to the vacation boat and drooled at the sight of each man.
"Men! So many men!"
Wiping away the saliva, the woman of the Kuja Pirates' eyes shone brightly, "Woman, go away and squat aside."
"Men, take off your pants and stand up, let the sisters see how big they are first, hahahaha~"
The women burst into laughter, and a group of men were frightened into little quails, shivering.
What the hell was this?!
With their aggressive stance and predatory eyes, were they really about to...
Looking at the massive, bear-like female pirates, the men felt their souls leave their bodies in despair.
"Round up the rest! Capture all the men on board!"
"Got it!"
"You cuties wait right here~ We'll be back soon!"
As they moved across the deck, one of them spotted Lynch still lounging under the sun, completely unbothered.
"Oh-ho! Look at this one!"
"Tsk, tsk, tsk… what a fine body. Just looking at it is making my mouth water. I wonder how the rest looks?"
"Shh! Keep it down, you two! He looks like he's asleep. Let's quietly lift the newspaper off his face."
"Who says women can't marry men? I want to experience the thrill of lifting a groom's veil too."
"You're such a perv."
Lynch's mouth twitched as he listened to the quarrels of several people.
He had encountered plenty of bold women before, but this was the first time he had seen such... blatantly shameless ones.
Before the vacation boat was even stopped, Lynch had already sensed the approaching pirate ship with his Observation Haki.
He just hadn't expected it to be the Kuja Pirates.
What are they doing? Out to catch men? The Empress doesn't care?
Lynch stayed still, just to see what they wanted to do.
As they lifted the newspaper, the four women stared at each other in shock.
"So... so handsome!"
"Oh my god! How can someone be this handsome?!"
The three Kuja pirates were stunned for a solid seven or eight seconds before snapping back to reality.
Without hesitation, they pulled out a rope from behind.
"Quick, quick! Tie him up! Don't let him escape!"
"I've never seen such a handsome man in my life!"
"Little cutie, don't struggle! We'll be gentle~" one of them said, wrapping herself around him like a clamp.
Lynch didn't resist, and allowed them to tie him up, tilting his head and wondering: "You don't know me?"
It shouldn't be.
Even if Amazon Lily is closed to the outside world and has no contact with the outside world, it should at least have read the newspaper. Why doesn't he even know him?
"Who are you and why should we know you?"
"You are so handsome, are you some kind of celebrity?"
Well, I really don't know myself…
Maybe he overestimated his popularity.
"It's okay, you're busy with your business, don't worry about me."
He flashed a polite smile, and in that moment, it was as if Cupid's arrow had struck the hearts of the three women.
They clutched their chests, staggering back a few steps as their hearts pounded.
"Is… is this what love feels like?"
They hadn't seen a man in years—at this point, even a rubber monkey might start looking attractive.
But Lynch? He wasn't just any man. He was devastatingly handsome.
"No one is allowed to steal him! This handsome boy is mine!" one of them suddenly declared.
"Who do you think you are?! Just because you called dibs, we're supposed to back off?"
"Exactly! The handsome boy is mine!"
As the three women were talking, they started to argue. One woman grabbed Lynch's arm and fought over him.
Lynch was dumbfounded. He didn't expect that one day, another woman would quarrel over him.
"Alright, enough arguing!"
"Tell us, handsome—who do you like?" They asked, their eyes locked onto him.
"Well, I like strong women," Lynch replied smoothly.
"Perfect! Don't worry, handsome—I'll beat the other two and prove myself!"
"Bring it on! I'm not afraid of you!"
Three female pirates fought on the deck over Lynch.
Lynch smiled evilly and said, "Three words, let women fight for me." '
The sound of fighting here quickly attracted the attention of others. Margaret heard the sound and rushed over, separating the three people who had red eyes and bloody heads.
"What's going on? Why did you three start fighting?"
Margaret, one of the few beautiful women among the Kuja Pirates, looked at them sternly.
She had naturally alluring peach-blossom eyes, making everything she looked at seem filled with affection. Her short blonde hair framed her slender figure, and a dark green striped snake coiled around her waist like a belt.
"What? You're all sisters of the Kuja Pirates, yet you're fighting over a man?"
"How embarrassing! Are you trying to make me die of anger?"
"Is that man handsome? I want to see how handsome he can be enough to make you fight regardless of your sisterhood."
Pushing through the crowd, Margaret finally saw Lynch—tied up, relaxed, and unbothered.
"Okay, so handsome!" Margaret was stunned.
She has accompanied the Kuja Pirates to sea for more than 20 years, and has never seen such a handsome and elegant man.
Even the most popular stars couldn't compare—not even one-tenth of his charm.
"Hello, sister, can you untie me first?" Lynch smiled lazily.
There were so many people that it blocked the sun and made him feel sleepy.
It was just Lynch's casual smile that almost made the female pirates around him swipe at him.
If you had been single for 20 or 30 years without seeing a man, even a cow might start looking attractive—let alone a stunningly handsome man.
It was a miracle they weren't pouncing on him like wild beasts.
"Sister, you have a nosebleed!"
"Huh?" Margaret touched her face and felt the warm trickle of blood under her nose.
Her face turned red instantly.
She pointed at Lynch, flustered.
"Someone, take him—no, take him to my room! I'm going to teach him a lesson!"
"???" A question mark practically floated above Lynch's head.
The Kuja Pirates exchanged strange looks, eyeing Margaret with suspicion.
She quickly waved her hands, clearing her throat.
"Ahem... Don't misunderstand me!"
Margaret rushed to explain, "I want to present him to the Empress."
She nodded as if convincing herself.
"The Empress has always hated men... but maybe this one will change her mind."
Out of fanatical loyalty to the Empress, Margaret immediately wanted to dedicate Lynch to the Empress.
The women around her gasped in awe.
When Lynch heard this, he didn't want to move anymore.
It just so happens that he is too lazy to move, so it would be a good idea to have someone send him there...
Amazon Lily was surrounded by the Calm Belt, and the only way to cross it was by boat, pulled by the giant serpents of Kuja Pirates.
Lynch slept soundly in his room the entire journey—until someone woke him up, put him in a sedan chair, and carried him ashore.
As a man, he was carried up to Amazon Lily in a sedan chair by the women of Amazon Lily, probably no one else but Lynch.
They even placed a flower garland on his head.
Lynch lazily grabbed the flower, half-asleep, looking confused.
He had been married many times before, but this was the first time he felt like a bride.
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TO BE CONTINUED
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