"Uhh, I don't know Khaleesi's mother's name…mighty dragon…I did ask her to wait to see if you would accept bargaining with one as lowly as myself before showing her presence."
'LIFE MATE, WHAT THE FUCK ?!' I express in my mind.
"Yes, mighty dragon…all I do is to secure our future…so that we both may return to our home's and peoples." I reply back to the dragon confidently, despite the cold sweat starting to seep through my clothes.
'I can feel it...this dragon is definitely interested...in the trade. Ha, in your face Khaleesi.' I think in my head and I know that this dragon's main worry and main interest just so happens to be…having the greatest horde.
'Ahh, what happened, why is he shutting me down?'
"Ahh, yes my apologies great mighty majestic dragon I forgot myself in our mutual admiration of the fine arts of music…but you know, that the laws of physics are shifting because of this place if it continues my great collection of music could be lost forever…consumed by the dungeon and you will miss out on the great pleasure of listening to the rest of their auditory art for eternity…" I quickly spout off trying to salvage our established dialogue.
"Forgive me for my ignorance…I just assumed that a dragon of your stature would have issues with such a prospect..."
The dragon's scales twitch, and the atmosphere grows oppressive…it is not a subtle shift in the mood, the dragon was done humoring a lowly weak human like me. If the imposing aura around him, his presence is anything to go by.
'Bingo…yes…yes you do…so that something doesn't come along and pilfer your horde while you're away…' I think in my head as I clench my fists, feeling the pressure of the dragon's presence towering over me.
"Not at all, I swear to you that I meant nothing of the sort…I just thought that it would be better to make me an insignificant expendable creature…retrieve these treasures for you so that…you do not have to leave your magnificent and majestic hoard unguarded…" I reply to the dragon and notice it's eyes widen in surprise.
"Very well your eminence I will take great pleasure in forever tainting your horde with my presence." I reply back to the golden dragon as it makes to open its huge mouth once more, but then pauses for a second, glaring down at me.
<...I care not, child...>
Ah..
Ah...
I stand rooted to the spot, my mind going blank…as any hope for survival leaves me…as I come face to face with death, I feel a strange sense of readiness to give in.
Then, the unexpected happens as I hear the whooshing sound of tiny wings from behind me, and Khaleesi darts in between myself and the dragon.
"W-w-w-w-wait, please! Oh, noble dragon!!!"
I look up at my naked fairy…wife…? who has been hiding by the entrance to the cave peeking in on the proceedings.
"Khaleesi, no get out of here there's no point in both of us dying!"
"Wait!" Khaleesi cries out as the dragon continues to power up it's breath attack.
"P-please g-grant me…T-t-t-two seconds, if you would! Noble dragon, please If you could find it in your noble and mighty heart…please allow this inferior, vulgar, pathetic moron that I am just a moment of your time!!"
<...Hm?>
Khaleesi's small frame floats in midair, wings flapping furiously, as she does a dexterous little full body bow with her head to the ground absent below her feet.
"Please forgive me and my bonded, I did try to stop him, I really did…I tried super hard to hold him back…but best so stubborn and wants to get me out of this awful place, so Please, forgive him for being so rude…Oh please, please forgive him for being insolent!!!"Khaleesi's begs as she brings her hands together, as if in prayer, as she doesn't that asian bow thingy that I think is called prostrating yourself as her wings beat the air to keep her suspended, offering me a great view or her little pussy and her shapely butt.
"This idiot insolent as he saved my life a short while ago, and prevented me from being roasted and eaten by goblins with nothing promised in return…Yes that's right any of the other races except for the noble dragons would have wanted something in return…but he the one I chose as my bonded as my life mater is good of heart…or I think he is, anyways. Please, if even for a moment, could you just entertain his offer…I beg of you this in the name of my mother and fairy kind. Please in return I'll do anything you ask…an, and if you're going to kill him, will you at least spare me?!"
'Hey, what was that last thing?' The dragon pauses as he sees Khaleesi floating in the air before him, bobbing up and down in motions so fierce and fast that it was half prostration and half harried sporadic movement caused by motion...
The dragon closes his mouth. <...Hmph…as you are the daughter of Rhea and you so fervently insist…I suppose that I have no choice.>
"Huh?" I express my surprise unintelligently.
"You mean it?" Khaleesi asks in surprise and I can tell that her jaw has dropped just as much as mine.
The dragon clears his throat with an embarrassed cough, his breath turning to gold and silver nuggets and falling to the ground like snow all around us.
'Huh, seriously?' I express my surprise in my mind.
Khaleesi turns to look over at me, with a grinning face and two thumbs up, "Hey, I saved your life this time!"
"Yeah…let's call it even…miss life partner…" I growl softly as Khaleesi blushes and taps her forefingers together shyly.