Hello to the two people who are still reading this (I'm pretty sure everyone else has already abandoned this fanfic after not being updated for 3 entire weeks)
If I could paste a picture here, I would paste that one picture of two hands in front of the sun, with a broken handcuff on them.
You know which one I'm talking about right?
Anyways....
LET'S FUCKKIIIINNNGGGGG GGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MY FUCKING STUPID, ANXIETY-INDUCING, USELESS, UTTER GARBAGE, NO VALUE END SEMESTER EXAMS ARE FINALLY FUCKING OVER. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH HAIR I FUCKING LOST OVER THESE.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD IM JORKING IT RIGHT NOW.
OH IM VOYAGING, IM VOYAGING
I AM NO LONGER GOING TO HAVE TO STUDY TILL 7 IN THE MORNING AND WAKE UP AT 8 FOR THE EXAMS.
Ok, that one's partly my fault, considering I didn't study until the last moment.
The fuckers don't even teach computer science in the first year, we're supposed to do a bit of every engineering class for some fucking purpose.
Let me tell you, cutting sheets of metal and fucking welding them at 8 in the morning is an experience I don't wish upon anyone. ESPECIALLY with that AWFUL, COARSE, sad excuse of clothing.
Like, why the fuck am I making wires and installing taps? I'm supposed to sit in front of a computer, drinking soda, and pulling my hair out while writing programs.
Is this the college's way of telling us that with the current market, our chances of getting a job as a Comp-Sci student are zero, and are just preparing us to become third-rate mechanics and plumbers?
Fuck if I know, I come from a rich family so even if I don't get a job I'll just inherit the multi-million dollar business of my parents.
Seriously, why am I getting a degree?
Ok, whew, I'm done ranting. You really build up hatred while being tortured in college for two years.
And to think this was just me in the first year, and things are going to get worse now...
Anyways, so I was at home, doing NOTHING because my exams are over, and I got bored asf.
Then I remembered this book exists. Completely forgot I was a writer in the past month.
Anyways, on to the book stuff
Oh god, I'm already getting hard thinking about writing this book.
Don't worry about this book being dropped. I'm writing this for a very special (and stupid) reason, and the motivation behind this book will probably only fizzle out once I get a job or smth.
Right, well.
tl;dr- my exams are over, I'm going to start updating this book now.
I'll probs update this in a few days.
Ok, you guys can go now. Bye.