New day on Kouh town.
Especially in Issei house, we see him walking downstairs yawn, he made his way to the kitchen.
???: "can you bring me cup of milk with you bro?"
Issei: *yawn* "yeah sure man."
He get on the kitchen and made two cups of milk and put one on front of the dealer and take a seat on the table while sip from his cup.
Suddenly, Issei turn his head slonly to his side and look at Joker who was eating a toast in pajama and messy hair while look at him two.
Issei: "huh?"
Joker: "huh?"
A loud girly scream can be heard on the whole house and the neighborhood, the rest of the ORC members come downstairs.
Rias: "Asia! What's wrong!!? Why are you screaming!!?"
Asia: "it wasn't my scream!!"
The find Issei hugging the wall TV while shaking, they look at the table and find Joker sitting there eating toast and drink a cup of milk.
Rias: "Joker!!? What are you doing here!?"
Joker: "playing tennis, I am taking breakfast of cours! And why the red lizard screaming like he saw a demon?"
Rias: "you ARE a demon!!"
Joker: "oh right."
Koneko: "perv, get off the TV, that's not the first time we see Joker."
Issei fall with the TV on the ground, break it.
Issei: "ow!!"
Rias: "back to the subject, what are you doing on Issei house?"
Joker: "well, they kick me out from my apartment because I didint pay the rent."
Kiba: "they kick YOU out?!"
Joker: "yeah?"
Rias: "..."
Akeno: "..."
Koneko: "..."
Asia: "..."
Issei: "..."
John cina: "..."
Kiba: "...I think you didint understand my question right, they kick YOU, the souls dealer, a demon, one of the strongest creatures on the world, out from the apartment?"
Joker: "I cant hurt innocent humans until they try to hurt me or made deal with me."
Kiba: "wow, I didint think someon like you has principles."
Joker: "hey! Am a monester, not a villain!"
Issei: "so you say they kick you out and come to MY house without asking!? Where you will even sleep?!"
Joker: "on the third floor."
Issei: "but we don't have third floor."
Joker: "you have now."
All: "huh???"
They all suddenly turn around and get to second floor, surprised by another stairs lead them to a big fancy floor have lot of rooms from billboards, arcade, pocket room, huge TV on a good looking living room and a fancy bedroom with king size bed.
Joker: "welcome to my floor!"
Issei: "floor!? That's a whole house!!"
Rias: "that's....wow."
Akeno: "Ara~ I like the red and black style~"
Joker: "well, I wish you dont mind me being here~"
They start looking around the expansive looking floor, until the bedroom door open and walking out from it naked Vermeil look sleepy and rub her eyes.
Vermeil: *yawn* "morning everyone!"
The red dragon Emperor fall on ground in his blood while shaking like a dying horse.
Asia: "Issei!!!"
Joker: "hey! Dont ruined my floor with your dirty blood!!"
Kiba blushe and look away as the rest sight.
Rias: "h-hey, Vermeil."
Vermeil: "oh hey Gremory!"
Akeno: "fu fu fu~ nice body, but not better than mine~"
Vermeil: "oh yeah? Wana compare~?"
Akeno: "you bet~!"
She said and start undress but Rias stop her on last moment.
Joker sight and snap his fingers and a black shirt and shorts cover Vermeil body. But she try to take them off.
Joker: "no."
Vermeil: "but-"
Joker: "no."
She give him a very cute puppy eyes.
Joker: "that's wont work with me."
Vermeil: "awwww!"
After some time, all of them are now sitting on the dealer living room.
Rias: "so you will be living with us from now and on?"
Joker: "yep, maybe until I done high school and go study on another country for collage, I hope you dont mind."
Rias: -_- "like if we say we mind you will leave?"
Joker: "nope."
They sweat drop all.
Joker: "anyway, and also I hope you dont mind more company."
Kiba: "more company?"
Joke: "Haha my passenger!"
Rias: "wait, you HAVE a set?!"
Joker: "yep!"
He snap his finger, a shadow expands behind his couch as six figures apear behind him.
First was a tall shirtless man with orange hat and black hair.
Joker: "this is Ace, my bishop."
Ace: "yo what's up!"
The next one was a short black haired boy holding two swords look like covered with... blood?
Joker: "that's Levi, my knight."
Levi: "it's good to meet you all, devils."
Kiba: "w-what with the blood??"
Levi: "I just finish working."
The next one was long red haired woman with shiny armor and a sword on her waist.
Joker: "my second Knight Erza."
Erza: "pleasure to meet you, princess Gremory." *bow.*
The next one was a white haired man with nice build wearing red jacket.
Joker: "this is Archer, my trusted rook."
Archer: "hmm two figures is the only strongest between that bunch of weak devils, you really need to train your passengers, Gremory."
Rias: *sweat drop.* "thanks...?"
The next one was a boy with dark blue hair, wearing a jacket on shirtless body.
Joker: "that's.....what was your name again?"
Gray: "Gray Gray!! I was your pawn for TWO YEARS!! How did you forget!!?"
Joker: "my head is full with deals so I dont have space for you."
Last one was a very tall woman with long blue hair and eyes crush anyone heart.
Joker: "lastly, my ice queen, Esdeath."
Esdeath: "hm."
The queen eyes pass though all Rias passengers make them a little nervous.
Joker: "Esdeath, be nice."
Esdeath: "hff. Fine."
She bend down and hug Joker head from behind the couch, squeez his head on her massive boobs.
Rias: "so that's all your passenger?"
Joker: "Haha no, I have a full set except three pawns, my other rook, bishop and the other four pawns are in mission so we will invite them later."
Issei: "damn, he have some fine two pair of chicks and hot familiar..."
Esdeath: "say that again and I will freez your soul!"
Issei turn blue from horror as Joker pinch his queen cheek.
Joker: "I said be nice."
Esdeath: "sorry sorry!"
The two passengers start talk with each other.
Erza stand on front of Kiba as they look at each other.
Erza: "so you are the other knight."
Kiba: "yep! Eh, you look strong."
Erza giggle and pushe her hair on hide with smirk.
Erza: "of cours! You look strong by yourself."
Gray was facing Issei as the two pawns look at each other.
Issei: "so fellow pawn."
Gray: "yep! I take four pawns!"
Issei: "hahaha! I take eight!!!"
Gray: "damn! That's cool man! You must be strong, wana test it?"
Issei: "sure!"
Ace was with Asia, looking down at her because his height, while she look up curios.
Ace: "awww you look cute shortly, little one!"
Asia: *blushe with a pout* "you are the one who is so tall!!"
Archer was with Koneko looking also down at her while she eating a chocolate bar.
Archer: "are you strong?"
Koneko: "stronger than you."
Archer: "ha! A ships bag like you wont be able to make me move a step from my place!"
Koneko: "suck it."
Archer: "YOU suck it!"
Koneko: "no, YOU suck it!"
With the two queens, they was sitting on the couch drinking tea while talking about best ways to torture someon, and the screams, the two already start moaning and giggle evily.
Finally, the kings was sitting facing each other watching the others.
Rias: "what a cute family you made..."
Joker: "Haha that's what you call the servants?"
Rias: "I see them as my family, all of them, they are really dear to me."
She turn her attention back to Joker as her face look little...different.
Rias: "what happen to you?"
Joker: "hm?"
Rias: "you've change, your aura has changed, you being....scary..."
Joker smirk and grap the cup of his tea.
Joker: "devils make themselves beautiful to trick the good..."
He take a sip from his cup and continue.
Joker: "...and the Angels make themselves scary to scare the evil..."
The silens fall for seconds between the two until Rias smile.
Rias: "well, I trust you, as I did before."
Joker smirk as they continue their normal chatting, while he continue his sentence on his head.
Joker: "...while the ruler watching the angels and devils kill each other from the sky....smiling...~"
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Chapter 15 is done!!"
I change the "God" with the "Ruler" to not make any of the religious people get angry or uncomfortable, so the "God" is a thing and the "ruler" is different thing.
Do you see the Joker is a trustworthy? Answer here.
If you have any questions, ask here.
See ya :)