Chapter 59 - Chapter 58: CRANE GUY APPEARS

Chapter 58: CRANE GUY APPEARS

SENIOR PAVES THE WAY FOR JUNIORS TO RUN

BLOOD BATS? MORE LIKE BLOOD RATIOED 💀

The male bat was the only rizz lord in the group—control him, control the SIMPS.

Fang Yuan, with 500 years of sigma game, SPOTTED THE DIFF and OBLITERATED the male bat with his Chainsaw Golden Centipede 

RESULT:

Bat harem? SCATTERED.

Fang Yuan? STILL HIM.

But primeval essence? 📉📉📉

"TIME TO DIP." Fang Yuan BOOKED IT, leaving the malding bats in the dust.

THUNDERWINGS GU? MORE LIKE THUNDER-L GU 🚮

The Thunderwings Gu was COOKED by the Blood Frenzy Gu—glitching out like a Fortnite item server.

Fang Yuan: "This Gu is about to TURN INTO A BLOOD POOL."

SIGMA MOVE:

Activated it 3x FORCED OVERCLOCK.

YEETED IT BEHIND HIM.

Bats swarmed it like TikTokers on free V-Bucks.

"BYE FELICIA."

THOUSAND LI EARTHWOLF SPIDER? MORE LIKE TUNNEL DRILLER GO BRRR 🕳️

Fang Yuan hit a DEAD END—thick rock wall, NO CLIP.

"First Gen Gu Yue really said NO ESCAPE HUH?"

But then—vibes detected.

Using the Earth Communication Ear Grass Gu, Fang Yuan HEARD SOMETHING…

A WEAK LIFE FORM.

"GYATT DAMN, IS THAT—"

THOUSAND LI EARTHWOLF SPIDER (Rank 5 Gu):

Built like a DRILL TANK.

Ate dirt for breakfast.

Flower Wine Monk's old RIDE.

"SENIORS PAVE THE WAY FOR JUNIORS TO RUN SMOOTH."

Fang Yuan REFINED IT EZ (weak state = free W).

Now? HE'S GOT A SUBWAY.

"SKIBIDI TUNNEL TIME."

SCENE: SUNSET BATTLEFIELD (CINEMATIC AF)

Bai Ning Bing, dripped out in white, stood like a final boss.

Gu Yue & Xiong Clan Alliance: 100+ Gu Masters.

Bai Ning Bing: "1v100? BET."

Xiong Lin (bald, shiny head): "We allied with Gu Yue, YOU'RE FINISHED."

Bai Ning Bing: "Where's Fang Yuan? Only HE'S WORTH MY TIME."

Xiong Jiao Man (flexing her Bear Enslavement Gu): "I GOT 200 BEARS, YOU'RE COOKED."

Bai Ning Bing: "BORING."

Fang Zheng (A-grade, still a NPC): "I'LL AVENGE QING SHU!"

Bai Ning Bing: "You're NOT EVEN HIS SHADOW."

NORTHERN DARK ICE SOUL ACTIVATE (FINAL FORM UNLOCKED)

Bai Ning Bing's body was TURNING TO ICE—his time was RUNNING OUT.

But SIGMA ENERGY? MAXED OUT.

"IF I'M DYING, I'M TAKING YOU ALL WITH ME."

ATTACKS FIRED:

Iceblades? EXTENDED LIKE ANIME SWORD BEAMS.

Xiong Jiao Man? DECAPITATED.

Xiong Lin? ICICLE KEBAB.

Chi Cheng? FROZEN MEME STATUE.

Fang Zheng (BLEEDING OUT): "HOW IS HE THIS STRONG?!"

Bai Clan Leader (GLOATING): "HE'S A TEN EXTREME APTITUDE—NORTHERN DARK ICE SOUL!"

Gu Yue Bo & Xiong Clan Leader: "OH SHI—"

FANG YUAN'S TUNNEL CRASH (BLOOD WATER LEAK DETECTED)

Meanwhile, underground—

Thousand Li Earthwolf Spider? GLITCHING FROM BLOOD FRENZY.

Fang Yuan: "BRO STOP ZIGZAGGING—"

SPIDER: "NO."

Suddenly—

EARTHQUAKE. BLOOD WATER LEAKING FROM THE GROUND.

Gu Yue Clan Member: "CLAN LEADER! THE VILLAGE IS COLLAPSING!"

Gu Yue Bo: "FANG YUAN… WHERE ARE YOU?!"

FANG YUAN'S GRAND ENTRANCE (IT'S GIVING MAIN CHARACTER REVEAL)

The battlefield was COOKED. Bai Ning Bing had just clapped half the alliance, leaving Fang Zheng and the rest shaking in their boots.

THEN—

💥 BOOM!

The ground EXPLODED, dirt flying everywhere as a GIANT METAL SPIDER (Thousand Li Earthwolf Spider) burst out like a glitched speedrunner.

On top?

FANG YUAN. BLACK ROBES. CHAINSAW GOLDEN CENTIPEDE IN HAND. "FINALLY, SOME FRESH AIR."

Bai Ning Bing's eyes LIT UP. "FANG YUAN?! FINALLY, SOMEONE WORTH MY TIME!"

Fang Zheng (bleeding, malding): "B-Big brother…?"

Gu Yue Bo (hyperventilating): "HE'S THE DESOLATE YIN ANCIENT MOON PHYSIQUE! PROTECT HIM AT ALL COSTS!"

SIGMA VS. SIGMA (FINAL SHOWDOWN)

Bai Ning Bing (Northern Dark Ice Soul):

Riding WHITE FORM IMMORTAL SNAKE.

Iceblade extended like an ANIME FINAL ATTACK.

Body turning to ICE (💀 time running out).

Fang Yuan (Stone Aperture + Spring Autumn Rizz):

Riding THOUSAND LI EARTHWOLF SPIDER.

Chainsaw Golden Centipede go BRRRRR.

Primeval essence? STACKED (Heavenly Essence Treasure Lotus diff).

THE BATTLE:

Iceblade vs. Chainsaw? SPARKS FLYING.

Spider legs vs. Snake coils? METAL CLASHING.

Bai Ning Bing's wounds? INSTA-FROZEN (OP healing).

Twitch Chat:

❄️ "BAI NING BING BUILT DIFFERENT"

🕷️ "FANG YUAN'S SPIDER IS CRACKED"

💀 "FANG ZHENG REALIZING HE'S A NPC"

WHITE FOG MAZE (BAI NING BING'S MALD MOMENT)

The White Form Immortal Snake said "NAH, I'M OUT" and:

Spit WHITE FOG (maze effect).

YEETED Bai Ning Bing off its back.

DIPPED like a Twitch streamer avoiding bans.

Bai Ning Bing (blinded by fog): "FUCK! WHERE'D HE GO?!"

Fang Yuan (Earth Communication Ear Grass activated): "L + SKILL ISSUE."

He ABANDONED the Thousand Li Earthwolf Spider (it was glitching from Blood Frenzy) and DIPPED under fog cover.

CRANE DISASTER ARC (IT'S GIVING DOOMSDAY EVENT)

Suddenly—

🦢 CRANE CRIES. THOUSANDS OF THEM.

A WHITE-BROW ELDERLY (Rank 5) descended on a MASSIVE CRANE, looking like a final dungeon boss.

"SENIOR BROTHER… I'VE COME FOR REVENGE."

EFFECT:

10,000 CRANES ATTACK.

Gu Masters? GETTING FOLDED.

Gu Yue Bo? MALDING.

Fang Yuan (analyzing): "This guy's after First Gen Gu Yue… which means CHAOS = MY CHANCE."

Gu Yue Bo (bleeding out): "FANG YUAN, RUN TO THE VILLAGE! FIRST GEN CAN SAVE US!"

Fang Yuan (thinking): "Village? THAT'S WHERE THE BLOOD WATER IS. BUT STAYING HERE = INSTA-DEATH."

Decision? "FINE. BET."

CRANE DISASTER OH NO

GU YUE VILLAGE (HALF DESTROYED):

Bamboo buildings? COLLAPSED.

Ground? BLOOD WATER LEAKING.

Clan members? PANIC ATTACKS.

First Gen Gu Yue (blood wight mode): "JUNIOR BROTHER… YOU'RE STILL ALIVE?"

White-Brow Elderly (malding): "YOU STOLE MY CHANCE 1000 YEARS AGO. NOW I TAKE YOUR CLAN!"

Fang Yuan (grinning): "Perfect. While they're distracted—"

HE ACTIVATED:

Earth Communication Ear Grass (sound tracking).

Heavenly Essence Treasure Lotus (primeval recovery).

Chainsaw Golden Centipede (emergency weapon).

Plan? "Let them fight. I'm DIPPING."