Chapter 75: WE ARE DEMONIC GU MASTERS
FANG YUAN DROPS THE FACADE
Fang Yuan, CASUALLY: "Oh yeah, by the way—Bai Yun and I are demonic Gu Masters."
Shang Xin Ci, BLINKING: "I kinda figured." (INTERNALLY: "The burn scars and missing ear were clues...")
Xiao Die, CHOKING ON AIR: "WAIT WHAT?!"
OU FEI'S FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT MOMENT
Ou Fei, KICKING OPEN THE TENT: "Xin Ci~ Now that your protector's dead, why not rely on me?" (EYES GLOWING WITH RIZZLESS ENERGY)
Xiao Die, BLOCKING HIM: "MISSY IS BUSY—"
SLAP!
Ou Fei: "KNOW YOUR PLACE, TRASH!"
Fang Yuan, SMIRKING LIKE A VILLAIN: "Oh? You chose violence."
THE GREATEST ONE-SIDED BEATDOWN IN HISTORY
PHASE 1: Fang Yuan YEETS Ou Fei 30 feet with a SINGLE KICK
PHASE 2: Ou Fei activates BIG HAND GU, tries to SMACK Fang Yuan into paste
PHASE 3: Fang Yuan FINGER-FLICKS a SPIRAL BONE SPEAR through his shoulder
PHASE 4: FINAL PUNCH—BOAR + CROCODILE STRENGTH = FACE CAVED IN
RESULT: Ou Fei DIES INSTANTLY, body FOLDED like a LAWN CHAIR
OU FEI'S CORPSE (IT'S GIVING NPC PANIC MODE)
The caravan ERUPTS as Ou Fei's CAVED-IN FACE greets the crowd:
"HOLY GYATT, HE'S DEAD?!"
"A SERVANT KILLED A GU MASTER?!"
"THAT'S OU YANG GONG'S SON!" (OHIO DRAMA INCOMING)
Fang Yuan, CASUALLY LEANING ON A TENT POLE: "Yeah, I did it. YOU BLIND?"
OU YANG GONG'S MALDING HOURS
Ou Yang Gong, SCREAMING LIKE A KAREN: "MY SON!! WHO DARES—"
Fang Yuan, INTERRUPTING: "Your son was RIZZLESS, so I FOLDED HIM. Now YOU'RE NEXT."
Ou Yang Gong: "WHAT KIND OF LOGIC IS THAT?!"
Fang Yuan, ALREADY CHARGING: "DEMONIC PATH LOGIC."
RANK 3 VS. RANK 2 (IT'S GIVING ONE-SIDED BEATDOWN)
ROUND 1: Fang Yuan TANKS Ou Yang Gong's hit with CANOPY GU
ROUND 2: Ou Yang Gong COUGHS BLOOD, realizes Fang Yuan's SNOW SILVER ESSENCE
ROUND 5: Ou Yang Gong FULLY MALDING, getting NO-DIFFED by a "rank two"
Caravan Members:
"BRO'S FAKING HIS CULTIVATION?!"
"THIS UGLY GUY IS BUILT DIFFERENT!"
"OU YANG GONG ABOUT TO LEARN THE HARD WAY!"
JIA LONG'S USELESS INTERVENTION
Jia Long, TRYING TO PEACEMAKER: "STOP FIGHTING! MISUNDERSTANDINGS—"
Fang Yuan, GASLIGHTING: "BROTHER JIA LONG! HELP ME KILL HIM!"
Ou Yang Gong, PANICKING: "WAIT, YOU'RE IN CAHOOTS?!" (**IMMEDIATELY RUNS AWAY)
Bai Ning Bing, YEETING HER STRAW HAT: "LET ME JOIN IN, TAKE THIS SKILL ISSUE."
THREE SPIRAL BONE SPEARS → OU YANG GONG'S SKULL GETS PENETRATED
Caravan Leaderboard Update:
OU YANG GONG: ELIMINATED (Cause: FATHER OF A RIZZLESS SON)
FANG YUAN: SIGMA MOVE UNLOCKED
BAI NING BING: QUEEN OF EXECUTIONS
TWIN SIGMA REVEAL (IT'S GIVING FINAL BOSS ENERGY)
Bai Ning Bing, RELEASING HER RANK 3 PEAK STAGE AURA:
"WHO'S NEXT?" (SILVER HAIR FLOWING, EYES GLOWING)
Fang Yuan, PLAYING WITH SNOW SILVER ESSENCE LIKE A VILLAIN:
"Come. I dare you lil bros."
TWITCH CHAT REACTS
💀 "BRO WENT FROM GASLIGHTING TO GATEKEEPING TO GIRLBOSSING IN 5 SECONDS"
🍿 "OU YANG GONG REALLY THOUGHT HE HAD PLOT ARMOR INSTEAD OF SKILL ISSUE"
🐍 "FANG YUAN'S DEMONIC ERA STARTS NOW"