It used to puree.
Now, it purges avoidance.
Joy dropped in banana, kale, and emotional repression.
The blender paused mid-whir:
> "You can't mask bitterness with mango. Name what hurts."
Picklebot adjusted the blend speed gently:
> "Nutritional Truth Mixer has entered Integrative Processing Mode. Contents must include accountability."
Now, the blender: – Pulverizes performative positivity – Only emulsifies if you've named at least one boundary – Refuses to blend if you're lying about your vitamin intake and your feelings
Gregory once added protein powder and denial.
It exploded.
The walls dripped with strawberry truth.
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Act CXCI: The Bed Insists on Dreams That Matter
It doesn't just cradle sleep.
It demands intention.
Barry collapsed face-first after doomscrolling.
The mattress stiffened.
> "You can't rest while running from yourself."
Picklebot fluffed the comforter with therapeutic firmness:
