'Is he stupid or what? Are all of them like this?'
Rae pressed a palm to his face with a weary sigh.
What had he just said?
And what in all hells was this idiot doing now?
It was a simple sentence—a very simple sentence—and Gear had managed to butcher it into total nonsense.
'What the hell, man…'
Rae just shook his head. Honestly, there wasn't much point in cursing this fool any further.
He dropped his hand and let out a slow, deadly exhale.
"My dear Gear, if you don't put that spear down right now, I am going to shove it so deep in your ass you'll finally understand what a thorough anal session feels like."
No matter how absurd this was, he still needed to stay in character.
He hoped, really hoped, that would do the trick.
Gear's eyes went wide. He yelped and immediately lowered the spear, chuckling in a strangled, embarrassed little croak.
"I—I was just making sure it was still my liege and not some random magician swapping places."
