Lu Qingyan originally didn't plan to respond to his joke.
After all, she had learned her lesson: never engage in verbal combat with lunatics.
When he caught a glimpse of her pale face because of this joke, he suddenly found it a little interesting.
He uttered lazily with the corners of his mouth slightly curved, "Of course not…"
He continued at a pace that couldn't be considered fast or slow, "After all, the size doesn't allow it."
Lu Qingyan: ???
Did he just—
She stared at him in disbelief.
When Lu Qingyan saw him speak such obscene words so seriously, she thought she had misheard.
This scoundrel! He had delivered such indecent words with the solemnity of a news anchor. His face was so serious, so calm—like he was doing everyone a public service.
Was she hallucinating?! Was he seriously dragging size into this mess?!
She was still loading when she realized—he was deliberately messing with her. Her ears turned red from the sheer audacity. So she decided, fine, two can play at this game.
She gave him a cool look and countered sweetly, "Then bear with it for now. If you accidentally get it on me later, that would be bad. After all, I'm slightly mysophobic."
Unexpectedly, Wang Jingyuan directly stared at her, "It's true that it's not convenient…but isn't there you?"
Lu Qingyan: ?
Wang Jingyuan slowly hinted, "You caused this."
If you caused trouble, you have to solve it.
Lu Qingyan: "..."
F*ck!!
What solve??
Is this something she can help solve??
Seeing that Wang Jingyuan was really about to go, Lu Qingyan panicked. She wanted to stop him but ended up pulling her hand instead. The sudden pain caused her to gasp as she accidentally tripped over a chair.
The whole body fell forward and as she went down, she subconsciously grabbed the corner of Wang Jingyuan clothes.
In the end, there was a loud "thump" that rang out in the empty classroom.
Lu Qingyan only felt that the whole world spun.
When she finally opened her eyes again, her entire body was pressed on top of Wang Jingyuan's.
It's was the standard girl on top and boy below posture.
Even the lips were attached to the boy's protruding Adam's apple.
As if gods and demons were at work, a question that she saw earlier on Zhihu[1] when she was searching for removal methods appeared in her mind.
Question: Why can't a boy's Adam's apple be touched?
Answer: Previously thought that little brother's[2] Adam's apple was very pretty, so I kissed it. But then last night, I couldn't fall asleep at all. Even after getting out of bed, my legs were soft.
Lu Qingyan was full of fear as she subconsciously swallowed her saliva.
Then, she saw the Adam's apple rolled up and down on the slender neckline. And perhaps due to being pressed down on, it made a sexy muffled sound.
Lu Qingyan tried her best to prop herself up using her arms and when she looked at him, she realized that he was staring at her.
His facial features were aggressively exquisite and gorgeous. From a closer distance, it gave the viewer a critical hit.
Lu Qingyan still didn't react yet when Wang Jingyuan casually smiled, "Tsk."
He looked up at her before he lowered his voice and said slowly, "You are so eager to help me that you threw yourself into my arms?"
Lu Qingyan: "…"
As the situation slowly fell out of her control, she finally remembered the original host's cosmetic bag that was at the bottom of the school bag. There should be nail polish remover in there.
D*mn, finally saved!!
This suffering was too much.
She finally realized, this villain was a playboy that pretended to be reserved and aloof.
If she cherished her life, she needed to stay far away from the villain after she ended his thoughts of revenge.
But she was not reconciled with being played with by him using such words. The way he phrased his words, it was as if she was some perverted evil spirit.
Therefore, she couldn't stop herself from whispering in vengeance, "Just from looking at your small white face, it's obvious that you're not very capable in that aspect. What are you pretending for…"
After she spoke, she noticed that the expression of the person under her was not quite right, so she hurriedly looked for the nail polish remover with her free hand.
She finally found it and immediately changed the topic to the nail polish remover in her hand, "I've found the nail polish remover, you can immediately…"
At this moment, Wang Jingyuan sat up abruptly and grabbed her thin, pale wrist.
He unhurriedly said, "No need to hurry."
Lu Qingyan: ?
Lu Qingyan, "No, there is only one minute left until class starts, you..."
Wang Jingyuan then expressionlessly said, "If you don't follow me to take a look, how do you know I'm not capable?"
Lu Qingyan: "…"
Lu Qingyan: ???
Her mouth opened. Then closed. Then opened again. Like a fish caught in a heatwave.
AUTHOR'S NOTES:
1. Zhihu- Chinese Q&A website similar to Quora
2. Littler brother- the "brother" here is not literal