Inside the Death Star, in the Imperial break room. Stormtroopers are lounging, sipping caf. Darth Vader enters.
Vader, breathing deeply: "This coffee... is weak."
Stormtrooper 1: "Sorry, Lord Vader! We ran out of Sith Roast. We're using decaf."
Vader, choking him with the Force: "I find your lack of caffeine disturbing."
Stormtrooper 2: "Uh... sir, maybe try the blue milk latte?"
Vader: "That's not even a real coffee."
Emperor Palpatine walks in wearing a pink "Number 1 Boss" mug.
Palpatine: "Cheerfully. Ooooh, are we doing office drama again? I love break room politics. Carry on, Vader. But remember, HR says no Force-choking before noon."
Vader: "Releases Stormtrooper 1. Very well. But someone fetch me a proper cup... or I'll reduce this station to decaf ashes."
—Meanwhile, on Tatooine...—
Obi-Wan, sipping caf alone in a hut: "Hmm. Still better than Imperial coffee."