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Chapter 4 - Death Star Coffee Break

Inside the Death Star, in the Imperial break room. Stormtroopers are lounging, sipping caf. Darth Vader enters.

Vader, breathing deeply: "This coffee... is weak."

Stormtrooper 1: "Sorry, Lord Vader! We ran out of Sith Roast. We're using decaf."

Vader, choking him with the Force: "I find your lack of caffeine disturbing."

Stormtrooper 2: "Uh... sir, maybe try the blue milk latte?"

Vader: "That's not even a real coffee."

Emperor Palpatine walks in wearing a pink "Number 1 Boss" mug.

Palpatine: "Cheerfully. Ooooh, are we doing office drama again? I love break room politics. Carry on, Vader. But remember, HR says no Force-choking before noon."

Vader: "Releases Stormtrooper 1. Very well. But someone fetch me a proper cup... or I'll reduce this station to decaf ashes."

—Meanwhile, on Tatooine...—

Obi-Wan, sipping caf alone in a hut: "Hmm. Still better than Imperial coffee."

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