It's been two weeks since I've transmigrated here. I tried to go to some movies, or maybe watch TV and read comics, but what the fuck?! Nothing exists here! Like seriously, nothing! No Marvel, no DC, no Star Wars, no Warhammer. Heck, even books like Game of Thrones or Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, fuck, nothing exists here! It's like I was thrown onto a planet of moody fucktards!
I was so bored and tired; I started poking around the system for a bit, but it isn't the interactive system you see in different novels; it's just static, only for information. I tested my skills too, the 'Perfect Divine Body' and 'Perfect Memory'.
The perfect divine body is, well, as it says, I get a perfectly shaped body, almost like a Greek God but leaner; I also heal fast, not as fast as Wolverine but maybe Captain America. You know, Captain America is a pretty good example. Yeah, I'm like Captain America but with a big dick; seriously, it's large, really large.
Heh! In your dick, Johnny sins!!
And the 'Perfect Memory' is also what it says; once I see it, I can't forget it, even the things I've seen, read, or listened to in my past life. And that's what got me thinking…
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I sat at my desk, my hand rubbing my chin, a stack of blank papers on my desk. My eyes narrowed on the pages as an idea came to my mind, "What if I…." My eyes turned sharp, my mind racing as I grabbed the pen beside the papers and started scribbling it down. It took me a few minutes, but I was able to complete a list, and it went like this:
BOOKS:
Game of Thrones (Winter is Coming!)
Lord of the Rings (Sauron!)
Wheel of Time
Harry Potter (....Expecto Patronum!)
Narnia
The Hunger Games (the silent finger kiss!)
Sherlock Holmes
Nancy Drew
Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Fifty Shades of Grey (...maybe?)
Twilight (why the fuck is this even here?)
MOVIES:
Star wars
Marvel (Avengers… Assemble!)
DC (I'M BATMAN!!)
Avatar
Titanic (I'll never let go, Jack!)
Mission Impossible
Fast and Furious (...Family, heh!)
"Hmmm," I mumbled as I leaned back into my chair, my hand back on my chin as I stared at my list. These are all the popular books and movies in my past life that I got from the back of my mind. Of course, I left some, like aliens and such, but that's beside the point.
The point is, I'm going to be filthy rich!
Hehehe, this world doesn't have any media or entertainment presence, so I'll take care of it; I shall become the god of entertainment, and people shall touch my feet for inspiration! It will be magnificent!
….okay, just kidding, but still, getting filthy rich isn't a bad idea. I mean, we have money, don't get me wrong, my mom is an engineer, and makes around 100 grand a year. Not a lot, yes, but enough to feed a family of two in the early 2000s.
Anyways, I cannot do movies first, since it takes a ton of money and all the casting problems and shit, and then I have to find a producer and a decent director; it's just a fuckton of work for a high school guy.
But books, however, are a different story. I can write a book, of course; I'm just going to copy and paste the entire thing; I'm not as talented as to write something on my own! After writing it, sending a draft to the publishers, getting signed, getting royalties, and getting filthy fucking rich!
And voilà! You have yourselves a rich fucking person! And what happens after that? I-I don't really know; I wasn't rich in my past life, nor talented. Also, I have to write a book to get rich, so I have to choose a book. So which should I choose?
Game of Thrones? Eh, too dark and the incest thing with the Targaryens might be disturbing for some people; I will definitely write it. One must learn of the glory of the Targaryens, but not as my first book!
Fifty Shades of Grey….? No, too adult; my new mom would kill me before it gets tied up in a book! And yes, it's a pun intended.
Twilight? Ugh, no!
I went through each book on the list, striking off everything that was too complex or that only serves one major group of audiences, and that narrowed me down to—Harry Potter!
It's light, so it's a yes for kids, but also adults. It has proven to be profitable; I mean, it is second only to the Bible and can be made into movies. So, yeah, Harry Potter it is!
And I didn't waste my time! Who would if they knew for certain that they would get rich by doing something? Not me!
I got off my desk, which was beside my bed, and paced to the computer in front of it; I pushed the button and waited for like forever!
Seriously! Just how long will you fucking take to turn on?! Somehow that sounded weird in my head.
Anyway, the computer whirred to life, the famous Windows background projecting onto my screen. I quickly opened the Word document; at least I tried to, but it took another five minutes, which I patiently waited for. I promise, I didn't curse anyone, especially not the guy who programmed this OS.
And after five gruelling minutes, I stared at the blank screen, the cursor blinking, staring back at me, waiting for me to write my masterpiece…
I cracked my knuckles, preparing myself as I placed my fingers on the keyboard. "All right, here we go!"