SCP FOUNDATION
SECURE. CONTAIN. PROTECT.
ITEM #: SCP-████
OBJECT CLASS: Thaumiel
CURRENT STATUS: Active Observation
CLEARANCE LEVEL: 5/████ REQUIRED
DESIGNATION:NULL
AUDIO LOG TRANSCRIPT – LOG 38
DATE: ██/██/████
LOCATION: Site-███, D-Class Cafeteria
MONITORED BY: Dr. Quinn (remote), Agent Lorentz (on floor, undercover)
OBSERVING SCPs: SCP-NULL
SUMMARY: During a non-restricted walk period within Site-███, SCP-NULL entered the D-Class cafeteria. SCP-1471 was not visually present. Interaction with D-Class individuals lasted 16 minutes. Casual social engagement recorded. Clearance-sensitive data managed post-incident via amnestic protocol.
BEGIN AUDIO TRANSCRIPT
[Ambient cafeteria noise: metal trays clattering, indistinct chatter]
D-4721: [laughing] No, man, I'm telling you. My cell neighbor says there's a chick made of living moss. Like, straight-up swamp girl. Calls her "Green Babe."
D-0153: [sarcastically] Yeah, and my bunkmate saw a girl made of paper. Called her "Doodle Tits." You people believe anything down here.
D-3034: Heard there's this... wolf chick or somethin'? People say she haunts your phone. But like, sexy? I think you gotta be high to make this stuff up.
[Door opens. Footsteps approach.]
NULL: You know, you all have more accurate rumors than you'd think.
D-0153: [looking up] Huh? You're not dressed like us. Are you… staff?
NULL: Not exactly. Let's call it... special clearance. Name's classified.
D-4721: [eyeing NULL suspiciously] You're with the docs then? Or one of those security bastards?
NULL: Nah. I'm a bit of a floater. Think of me like… a glitch in the system they're still trying to understand.
D-3034: Glitch? You a test subject or something?
NULL: Used to be. Now I've got my own cell, my own handler, and apparently my own codename. But it's all redacted, of course. You know how it is.
[Short silence. Chairs shuffle. Interest piqued.]
D-0153: Wait… you're one of them? An SCP?
NULL: [smirks slightly] You said it, not me.
D-4721: [leans in] Okay, okay, hold up. That's insane. You don't look like an SCP.
NULL: What do you think we're supposed to look like? Horns and tentacles?
D-3034: Honestly, yeah.
[Laughter.]
D-0153: What do you do then? Grow necks on walls by blinking? Eat people's memories?
NULL: I eat cafeteria mac and cheese like the rest of you. Though I heal fast and don't seem to set off the weirdos in containment. Guess they found that interesting.
D-4721: That's… freaky. You serious?
NULL: [leans back, resting his arms] Dead serious.
[Moment of silence.]
D-0153: [quietly] …Damn. That's kinda cool.
D-3034: You're not like, spying on us, right?
NULL: Nope. Just passing through. Figured I'd see what's on the other menu. [Glances at tray] …Turns out it's the same slop.
[More laughter.]
D-4721: So, do you like, hang out with those SCPs? Are the rumors real?
NULL: Depends on the SCP. Some are dangerous. Some just lonely. Some are… more normal than you'd think. Can't say more than that, though.
D-0153: Of course. "Classified." [makes air quotes]
NULL: [nods] Exactly.
FILE ADDENDUM 38-A: POST-INTERACTION ACTION TAKEN
Following the interaction, D-0153, D-4721, and D-3034 were escorted to Interview Room B for questioning. Exposure to sensitive classification and mention of SCP designation triggered Protocol Theta-Wipe.
All D-Class involved were administered Class-B amnestics.Memory of interaction was altered to reflect a casual visit by Site maintenance staff.
SCP-NULL was compliant with review protocols post-incident and expressed understanding of confidentiality breach. When asked about SCP-1471's absence, he reportedly stated:
"Told her to sit this one out. Didn't want to freak anyone out over lunch."
Further documentation noted SCP-NULL's behavior in casual social environments remains stable and unthreatening. Continued monitored engagement with non-anomalous personnel approved under limited conditions.
END LOG 38
SECURITY ACCESS TERMINATEDMONIKER: NULLCLASSIFICATION: THAUMIEL