I expected a lot of things when I died, maybe it would be fire and brimstone, or maybe I would have done enough good within my life to have seen the pearly gates. Now, finding myself in an office in front of a muscular cat man being offered to be reincarnated as a person whom I thought not mere hours ago was fictional was .. odd to say the least. Most people in my circumstances would have had a breakdown due to having their worldview shattered, but I am not most people.
I took a deep breath to compose myself as I said to the cat man," Let me get this straight, one of your workers misplaced the soul of Jayce Talis from Arcane, which is why you want me to be reborn as him."
The cat man smiled in a quite frankly strange way, with his smile almost splitting his face as he said to me" Yes, Mr Bridge, that about sums it up, now should you say yes then you will be appropriately compensated with three wishes that can be anything after all Arcane IS a high danger world with you being reborn as a mere babe it would be significantly more dangerous. We at reincarnation headquarters can not in good concise let you do so without proper compensation; however, should you create hextech, then we would be doubly grateful."
In summary, they want me to be reborn in Arcane as Jayce Talis and create hextech, which is why they are offering me three wishes to help do so I have been playing office politics long enough to know when someone frames a demand as a request. I think about all of this for a while as I respond," Very well, I agree. I want immunity to all forms of power, ability, and skill degradation, and I want immunity to all forms of power, ability, or skill manipulation that I do not give explicit permission to. I also want a template system with access to every template ever." I do not think I have an honest choice to refuse, after all, they are most likely a R.O.B., and I do not want to make myself an enemy of them. I also could have wished for more powerful wishes, but I do not want to take advantage of his 'kindness', if you will, after all, should I prove myself more of a nuisance than worth keeping, they could most probably kill me.
"god speed, Mr. Bridge, and may you prosper."