The internet held its collective breath, awaiting Sophia Sterling's first "Mama's Girl" brand collab. Instead, Day 1 delivered paparazzi shots of her sandwiched between her parents outside *Le Bernardin*, her father feeding her lobster bisque like a baby bird. Day 2? *Career Spotlight*'s second live broadcast—a tour of Sophia's "office," which broke 100K viewers before the opening credits.
**Workspace #1: The Sleep Sanctum**
The cameras pushed into a bedroom worthy of Marie Antoinette's sugar crash dreams: a blush velvet canopy bed, walls papered in rare *Sailor Moon* cels, and a chandelier dripping Swarovski crystals.
"This," Sophia announced, flopping onto the duvet, "is Mission Control."
**Live Chat:**
[HER JOB DESCRIPTION: *EXISTING HORIZONTALLY*]
[I've never related to a trust fund baby more.]
Alexander materialized with a tray of macarons. "Recovery from Hollywood's *trauma* requires 14-hour sleep cycles. It's science!"
**Workspace #2: The Closet of Condescension**
The walk-in was less "closet" and more "boutique that mugged Paris Fashion Week." Racks groaned under unworn Chanel, while glass cases displayed heels sharp enough to stab capitalism.
Sophia yawned, pointing at a feathered Schiaparelli gown. "Burn that. It's giving taxidermy chicken."
Alexander swooped in. "We donate to staff first! Maria's daughter took the Dior saddle bag to prom."
**Live Chat:**
[TELL MARIA'S DAUGHTER I'M JEALOUS]
[SOPHIA'S CLOSET HAS BETTER HVAC THAN MY APARTMENT]
**Workspace #3: The Vault of Vanity**
A biometric-secured room glittered like a dragon's hoard. Sophia pawed through emerald necklaces and a tiara rumored to have bankrupted a small nation.
"This Cartier snake bracelet?" She tossed it to a cameraman. "Yours. It's *basic.*"
The crew member fainted.
**Live Chat:**
[I WILL LITERALLY NAME MY FIRSTBORN "SOPHIA" FOR THAT TIARA]
[THIS ISN'T A CAREER IT'S A HEIST MOVIE]
**Workspace #4: The Cringe Cinema**
Alexander dimmed the home theater's lights, queuing a supercut of Sophia's most *legendary* acting fails:
- Her "sexy" spy role, delivered with the allure of a concussed mannequin
- The rom-com kiss where her co-star visibly recoiled
- The Shakespearean soliloquy that spawned a thousand TikTok roasts
"Magnificent!" Alexander sobbed into a monogrammed hanky. "My girl's… *unique* artistry!"
Sophia buried her face in a Hermès pillow. "Dad, this is a war crime."
**Live Chat:**
[ALEXANDER STERLING FOR PRESIDENT]
[I'D WATCH HIM REACT TO PAINT DRYING]
**The Aftermath: A Dynasty Redefined**
By broadcast's end:
- #SterlingFamilyValues trended in 82 countries
- Sophia's Instagram gained 2M followers (mostly Gen Z and bored housewives)
- Change.org petition "Let Alexander Adopt Us All" hit 500K signatures
Isabella Montgomery's parallel stream flatlined, her "exclusive set tour" upstaged by footage of Alexander ugly-crying over Sophia's botched pirouette in *Swan Lake: The Musical*.
As the Sterlings toasted with Dom Pérignon in their rooftop garden, Sophia's phone buzzed—a DM from the Met Gala's chair:
*"Darling, we need you and Dad next year. Theme: 'Nepotism: The Musical.'"*
Sophia smirked, tossing her phone into the koi pond.
The villainess hadn't just rewritten the script—she'd burned it, danced on its ashes, and monetized the TikTok footage.
Checkmate, indeed.