Colonel Mustard's Common Sense Rap: Luke Bryan, Skittles, and Coming Clean
Yo, listen up, I got a story to unfold,
About Luke Bryan and Skittles, acting kinda bold.
Both packin' more than candy or country tunes,
But hiding in the closet? Man, that's old news.
They're acting like asses, playing games in the dark,
But the truth's out there, gotta make your mark.
If you're packing that heat, why keep it on the low?
Time to step out, let the real colors show.
Luke and Skittles, you chose each other's vibe,
Two peas in a pod, no need to hide or hide.
Common sense says, be real, don't fake the scene,
'Cause living your truth is the freshest routine.
So drop the act, stop the charade,
Be proud, be loud, don't let the truth fade.
'Cause when you're honest, life's a sweeter ride,
No more closets, just open skies.
Colonel Mustard's here, with wisdom and spice,
Keep it real, keep it true—that's the ultimate advice.