System: How long did it take the Uzumaki Death God to turn his thoughts around?
A 0.1 seconds!
B 0.01 seconds!
C 0.001 seconds!
System: Correct answer wins one Shiki Fuujin Jutsu (No Side Effects Edition) Card ×1, redeemable for 500,000 gold! Wrong answer penalty: TBD!
System: Fastest responders only,two attempts! Two wrong and the entire shinobi world is punished!
Uzumaki Death God: Do I have no shame? Big brother! Ohnoki: Damn it,another world-punishment quiz? Fourth Raikage Darui: A mere maid dress? Ha, I scoff at it! Hashirama Senju: Huh? What maid dress? Tobirama Senju: Brother, compose yourself You just appeared, make a good first impression! Hiruzen Sarutobi: Ahem, First Hokage, Second Hokage is right,be more reserved Jiraiya: Greetings, elder! Tsunade: Grandfather! Second Grandfather! Third Grandfather! Hashirama Senju: Huh? Why am I summoned here?
In the corner, Madara Uchiha shivered He did not expect the Senju progenitor to join
Kushina Uzumaki: Hey, where's my husband? Minato Namikaze: Here, my wife Kushina Uzumaki: Enough gallantry,you ignored my messages! Minato Namikaze: When? I was playing mahjong with four Hokage inside the Death God's belly… I didn't hear! Kushina Uzumaki: Really? No mistress? Minato Namikaze: Mistress?
Their bickering made everyone forget the quiz
System: Fast-response window closing,random draw next! Ohnoki: What? Random draw too? Fourth Raikage Darui: My luck shields me from random picks Mizukage Mei Terumi: Luck? Character? Ha, you'll fail! Rasa: Fourth Raikage, flexing again? Mizukage Mei Terumi: I am Fifth Mizukage You were wrecked by Orochimaru Ohnoki: Third Mizukage here,heard the same of you Fourth Raikage Darui: Hmph, Rasa, call yourself "Rasa the Greatest" Minato Namikaze: Raikage, a better title: "World's #1 Rasa" Fourth Raikage Darui: Namikaze, you genius as always Minato Namikaze: Haha, world third! Rasa: Wait,First Raikage died earliest, so I outrank you! Minato Namikaze: We discussed brilliance, not death order!
System: Randomly selecting a lucky respondent…
System: Congratulations, Hashirama Senju,answer now!
All froze "Answer?"
Tsunade: The red prompt above,Grandpa, what thought-turn? Tobirama Senju: Thought-turn? What idea?
Hashirama Senju: Am I doing this right?
He pressed C
System: Judging Hashirama Senju's answer (C)… Correct!
Hashirama Senju: Shiki Fuujin Jutsu? What's that? Tobirama Senju: That sealing art used on us back then Hashirama Senju: Ugh, crude technique,my Divine Wood Palm is stronger Uzumaki Death God: That remark,is it polite? Hiruzen Sarutobi: …
Tsunade: Actually, not long,just months since Orochimaru's Leaf invasion Tobirama Senju: ???
System: Resuming Forbidden Techniques Masters' daily life stream
Orochimaru cackled from hiding "They returned so easily? Use Edo Tensei sooner!"
Tobirama Senju: That name sounds awesome,what a master Hashirama Senju: Easy solo missions,clone works while true body rests