💥 Boom's New Name Today:
"Boomius Thicc Throttle da Third, MVP of Mass Destruction and Gym Class Menace"
Scene opens on the schoolyard of Anime High.A banner reads:"ANIME SPORTS DAY: Where The Power of Friendship Gets You Expelled"
Boom (stretching):"Okay, okay. I just gotta participate in one sports event without accidentally turning the field into a smoking crater, evaporating time, or causing Goku to power up out of boredom again."
ANNOUNCER (Zoro, who's already lost):"Welcome to the 76th Annual Anime High Sports Day! Sponsored by broken backstories and five-minute flashbacks!"
TEAMS:
Team 1: "Plot Armor Royalty"
Goku
Luffy
Naruto
Ichigo
Tanjiro
Team 2: "Trauma Olympics"
Eren (in Attack Mode)
Light (with 3 notebooks)
Lelouch (already manipulating everyone)
Shinji Ikari (crying in a mech)
Denji (trying to flirt with the referee)
Team 3: "Boom and The Regret Squad"
Boom
Deku (crying)
Zenitsu (screaming)
Bakugo (exploding)
Nezuko (biting everyone again)
First event: "100m power dash."
Referee: "On your mark—"
Boom sneezes.
Entire track gone.Half the bleachers vaporized.Zoro teleported into One Piece filler.Goku: "Yo, that sneeze got potential."
Boom (panicking):"I DIDN'T EVEN RUN YET."
🔥 ROASTS UNLEASHED:
Boom (to Goku):"Bro you show up to everything late. You weren't even at Gohan's childhood. You a DLC dad."
Boom (to Luffy):"You've been stretching for 20 years, yet still haven't reached the One Piece. That's not ambition. That's poor navigation."
Boom (to Naruto):"You became Hokage and STILL couldn't fix your WiFi at home."
Boom (to Deku):"You got all the quirks and still get folded by school bullies. Bro's power scaling is like Windows Vista."
Boom (to Tanjiro):"You smell emotions. I smell cap."
Boom (to Eren):"You switched sides so much, even Spotify can't track your character arc."
🗯️ FAKE COMMENTS:
@JustHereForBoom:"Boom's sneeze just opened a plot hole in One Piece."
@LightYagamiButBurnt:"He roasted me so hard I wrote my own name in the Death Note."
@ShinjiPlsGetInTheMech:"Boom called my trauma mid. I'm logging off."
@AnimeHighSecurity:"Boom is officially banned from 73 timelines."
🌀 Bonus: Boom accidentally wins the Relays because his teammates were too scared to pass him the baton, so he just yeets it around the Earth and it flies back into his hand.
Principal Goku (stepping in):"Boom... you destroyed the gym, three timelines, and Eren's PR team. Again."
Boom:"My bad. Wanna do dodgeball?"
END PANEL:
Boom in detention with Nezuko, L, and Saitama.Nezuko's chewing the homework.L is analyzing Boom's trauma.Saitama is bald.