(T/N: Name will be changed from next chapter)
"Brothers, I'm back..."
In the small room, the tired young man with a delicate face turned on his camera.
"Oh! Why so early today?"
"Something's wrong, brothers. The streamer looks terrible... With my experience, I can confidently say it is because of overexertion!"
"That fast? Being handsome really lets you do anything... Did you go straight to a hotel room on the first day meeting?"
"Cough cough... tell us more about this 'overexertion'..."
Seeing the familiar usernames in the live chat, Yan Xiao's tired eyes brightened a little.
"Stop joking... Your brother got scammed out of money and body!" He said with grief and anger.
Yan Xiao is a Pokemon game streamer. Last night was Qixi Festival, and he ended his stream early to meet his online girlfriend of three years. His old fans were curious about how his night went.
They just didn't expect this answer!
"Holy cow! There's drama, brothers! Quick, spread the word!"
"Wait, I'm waking up our whole dorm! No, I'm going to the radio station to tell the whole school!"
"Have mercy, it's only eight in the morning..."
Yan Xiao: "??? Why isn't anyone comforting me!"
"Comfort what? Forget the money, just having someone actually want to fuck you... I could beg people on the street to scam me and no one would look at me..."
"Download the National Anti-Fraud app, streamer. I don't want to see you streaming from Myanmar next time..."
"Ahem, streamer, can you explain how you got fucked over? So we brothers can avoid it next time?"
"I see through you. You don't want to avoid scams—you're looking for one! But streamer, maybe tell us anyway. I have a friend..."
"Someone like this is clearly experienced. Who knows how many people they've scammed. Streamer, go to the hospital quickly and get checked for diseases..."
Seeing the last message, Lucas was shocked: "No way..."
"That's how my brother went... It was terrible! Makes me feel like I don't have long either... The more I say, the more I want to cry!"
"Wow! Big information!"
"A real victim is here, everyone else back off!"
Yan Xiao fell silent... Because he had no relationship experience, he was still a virgin. For three years, he responded to every request and cared for her carefully... Though they never met, he already thought of names for their children...
Yesterday, when they met, she made him drink until he passed out. After that, he was stripped naked... Unfortunately, he was too drunk to feel or remember anything... He just woke up with a sore back and aches everywhere... and there were red spots on the bed.
On his phone, she only left a message saying they would never meet again and blocked him... Losing both money and virginity, thinking about it now brought unspeakable sadness.
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For safety, he still dragged his tired body to a small hospital.
Walking into the consultation room, Yan Xiao got straight to the point: "Doctor, I'm here for a fertility check."
The doctor didn't look up: "Go downstairs for an X-ray first, then come back."
"Okay... How much for an X-ray?"
"Two hundred fifty."
Since the doctor wouldn't see him, Yan Xiao had to leave the room.
That's how it is these days—sick or not, get an X-ray first...
After a while, Yan Xiao returned with the film and nervously asked: "Doctor, can you see if there's any problem?"
The doctor glanced at him: "You... Why would a virgin come to get this checked?"
"Huh??" Yan Xiao was stunned... Shouldn't he have... last night??
He realized... The red spots on the bed seemed to taste like tomatoes... (T/N: Why the Fuck He tasted it???????)
"Phew..." Yan Xiao breathed out, "Then can you see if I have other problems?"
The doctor thought for a moment, then nodded: "Your condition... is very rare!"
"Huh? What condition? How much will it cost?"
Yan Xiao smiled bitterly. Yesterday on Qixi Festival, he spent his small savings. Now he only had a few hundred yuan left. He thought the check wouldn't cost much, but there was really a problem.
"You have poverty disease!" The doctor pointed to the chest area on the film: "Look, this is typical conscience hypertrophy. I recommend removing it."
"Huh?" Lucas was confused: "Then what did you mean by 'very rare'..."
The doctor said sadly: "This is the first time I saw someone having as hypertrophied conscience as you!"
Yan Xiao: .....
"Will there be a problem if it's not removed?"
"No problem, just that you'll be extorted for helping old ladies, lose everything in business, and get fucked over in relationships."
"Hiss...!" Yan Xiao's eye twitched. The words 'getting fucked over' stung him deeply.
He continued asking: "Will removing this help...?"
"Of course! Last time, an old man came and asked me to remove it. After removal, he directly extorted our hospital, saying we removed an extra piece. In the end, he didn't pay the surgery fee and made several hundred thousand profit."
Yan Xiao: ?????
Is the effect that immediate?
Seeing Yan Xiao hesitate, the doctor quickly tried to persuade him. Then, several other doctors came in, and they pushed Yan Xiao to the operating table.
Seeing the doctor take out the shining surgical knife, Yan Xiao nervously asked: "Uh, Doctor... Is this surgery's success rate high?"
"Of course it's high! Haven't you seen how healthy we all are?"
"Oh... That's good..."
Yan Xiao just relaxed, then froze, his eyes widening...
"You mean... All you doctors have had it removed?"
Doctors removing conscience → Unethical doctors?
"Holy cow!"
Yan Xiao's heart jumped, and he felt cold on his back. The cold surgical knife had reached his waist!
This wasn't conscience removal surgery—it was clearly kidney removal!!
Without hesitation, Yan Xiao jumped from the hospital bed, kicked away several doctors, and leaped out the open window!
His movements were smooth. Before leaving, he turned back and waved: "Bye-bye!"
The chief surgeon was stunned and reminded him: "Hey, the operating room is on the 18th floor!"
Yan Xiao looked down. The height of dozens of meters made him dizzy. He cursed: "Why didn't you say so earlier!"
However, his voice could no longer be heard. The strong wind howled, and with a "bang", Yan Xiao's consciousness fell into darkness...
(T/N: For those who didn't understand the joke: Our protoganist is someone who is too good, too trusting, and too moral for their own good.)
"Hey! Sleepyhead, time to get up!"
A pleasant voice sounded in Marcus' ear. He groggily opened his eyes and said: "You're the one with hypertrophied conscience, your whole family has it!"
The little girl with pink hair and pink eyes frowned: "Marcus, what are you talking about, hypertrophied conscience? Me?"
The little girl looked down at her developed figure, which made her a little concerned.
Could it be... Marcus was complaining about her being 'hypertrophied'?
"Little Milk, hit him for me!"
"Moo!" The pink and black Miltank beside the girl raised her hoof and swung it toward Marcus.
"Huh?" Marcus was startled. Only then did he realize this wasn't the hospital room. Before he could think more, the cow's hoof smacked his delicate face...
"Ouch! It hurts..."
"Hmph, that's for talking nonsense. Hurry up and get to work, or Miltank will get angry!"
The girl crossed her arms, speaking commandingly.
Marcus was stunned, then realized he was dreaming again.
Six years ago, on the day he jumped off the building, he transmigrated to the Pokemon world.
And the girl with creamy white skin in front of him was Whitney, the Gym Leader of Goldenrod Gym in Johto!