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SYNOPSIS | Initially an ‘Average Joe’, or thoroughly mediocre person, Bob, born with F- grade genetic potential had an epiphany that day when he read in his science textbook that "The goal of all living things was to reproduce". Stumbling upon Epigenetics, a Theory which states that every organism can alter its genetic potential as a result of their own actions and in the right environmental conditions, Bob begins to study and train in order to improve his Genetic Quality, in order to become a genetic success and attain Immortality. One day he picks up a manual entitled “The Art of Rizz, Vol. 1” dropped by a grandfather who is seeking a disciple to pass on his teachings, and so begins Bob’s Adventures as he embarks on the path of becoming a Grand Rizzmaster, and achieving Immortality with endless achievements, the most important one being to achieve Evolutionary success and to ensure his DNA is passed on successfully. Read and follow along with the Adventures of Bob in this unique ‘Coming’-of-age Tale and get ready for a ‘Wild Ride’. And no! Not… necessarily the one you’re now thinking of now… ! (Get that mind out of the gutter :P!!!) Rating: PG Parental Guidance recommended ___ • Any and all terms and ‘epiphanies’ in this work are intended as satire for comedic effect and should not be taken seriously. • All characters, places and events are fictional unless otherwise stated. • The aim is to Entertain. Enjoy ! ✨ • Read and you won't regret* *Disclaimer: 50% probability.

(Read at least 10 chapters. It has something that you never knew you wanted.) The world called him a joke. Fate called him back. In a future ruled by evolution, survival, and sheer power, weaklings are nothing more than fuel for the strong. And Jin, the lowest-ranked scavenger in the slums, knew that better than anyone—until the day he died. Crushed, humiliated, and forgotten. But death wasn’t the end. It was the upgrade. Reborn in the body of a long-dead genius, Jin awakens with fractured memories, a ruined body... and a mind wired for brilliance. The world thinks this genius is still dead. The monsters, the warlords, the syndicates—they all moved on. But Jin has no intention of staying buried. Armed with sarcasm, cold logic, and a talent for turning scraps into weapons, he begins his quiet war from the shadows. No one sees him coming. No one suspects the “corpse” is rebuilding an empire. He’s not here to save the world. He’s here to conquer it—with a smile.

After Shuai Minghao dies in a tragic accident, he finds himself reincarnated as the third son of a wealthy baron—Sebastian Rhett Colden, a meek, sickly, and unassuming young noble. In order to fulfill his dream of travelling the world and live a life without regret, Sebastian runs away from the barony to start a new life. But surviving in this world is not as easy as it seems and soon Sebastian finds himself in one trouble after another. Will he be able to move on from his past and live a peaceful life as he gets embroiled in aristocratic politics among the nobles? Or will his life on the run never end in this world of magic, spells and monsters?

"Mr. You Xuan, many people believe that the current state of the dueling world has become increasingly unhealthy, with heavy trap decks and overly defensive strategies dominating the mainstream. As the new King of Duelists, how do you respond to claims that this negative trend was sparked by you?" a journalist asked during an interview. "Slander! Pure slander!" You Xuan angrily responded to the accusation. "How can they say I’m the one who led this trend astray? Dueling has always been like this!" --------------- If you want early access to +10 Advance chapters and to support the continuation of this story, consider subscribing to my Patreon. Your support means a lot and helps me bring more great content to you! Join me on Patreon: Patreon.com/flokixy

In an world were seeming to live in the past where chaos and disaster is the norm and technology runs on steam and mysticism is almost a legel practice how could one from the future or past understand and raise to found the truth about the world in story we will follow the journey of Soulless as he attempts to protect those he as grown to love and reach the top in the process

Transmigrated into the Pokémon world, Axel starts off with a hellish combo; parents missing, broke as hell, flunked his exams. A proper rock-bottom start? Sure. But Axel’s got one thing going for him: the Tag System. 1. No background? — His tag [Both Parents Deceased] upgrades to the supreme-level [Both Parents Kings,]. Turns out his missing parents fell into a secret realm, bonded with the twin gods Solgaleo & Lunala, now in control of the Ultra Wormhole. 2. No money? — Tag [Penniless] becomes [Eating Soft Rice with a Hard Bite]. He should be broke, but lucky for him, he’s just as handsome as the readers. Now rich beauties line up just to feed him. 3. Bad talent? — Not anymore. His [Ralts] fuses with [Fairy Queen], faster casting, stronger power, and freaky-good skill comprehension. — His [Gible] fuses with 【Infinite Evolution】; World level cap is 100, but guess what? His level 999 Garchomp was a gift from a friend... Years Later: Just as Team Rocket unites all villains into the ultimate Rainbow Rocket and prepares to dominate the world— Axel steps out, “Gentlemen, let me introduce myself. Standing before you is the Hoopa Trainer, Master of the Fairy Queen, Crown Prince of the Ultra Wormhole, and the guy who taught Green everything she knows…” “Alright. Now you may try to attack me.” Groudon: ‘Who dares? I’ll freaking fly over there and kick you myself!‘ Black Rayquaza: “Rainbow Rocket? Just a breeze and a little frost.” Villain Squad: “???” [Schedule: 2 Chapters/Day] — 1st Pokemon: Pheromosa — 2nd Pokemon: Ralts — 3rd Pokemon: Duraludon — 4th Pokemon: Dragonair — 5th Pokemon: Ho-Oh — 6th Pokemon: Mewtwo [This has many game elements so read at your own knowledge] ═❀═IT'S A TRANSLATION═❀═ RAW: 宝可梦：沙奈朵后宫与标签系统

Continuation of “Shut Up Dragon! I Don't Want to Have Children With You!”. Chapter 1-155 are uploaded under ZenonTL_2 username. Arranged marriage? Or a child first and then love? After being defeated and captured, the dragon slayer Leon became the prisoner of the Silver Dragon Queen. Facing certain death, Leon made a desperate move. In a twist of fate, he impregnated the queen right before he was supposed to die. He thought that by doing this, he could condemn the queen to live with the shame for the rest of her life, fulfilling his mission as a dragon slayer. But two years later, when Leon opened his eyes, he found a little dragon girl with a tail beside him. "Daddy! You finally woke up!" Not only was Leon alive, but he had also become the father of this little dragon girl. After that, the Silver Dragon Queen started her relentless revenge. In a way that was truly "tit for tat," she subjected Leon to non-stop bed exercises. But as a mere human, how could he possibly withstand the unending onslaught of a dragon's... desires? Leon decided to escape. However, every attempt ended in failure. Finally, under the queen’s threats and bribes, he resigned himself to being a stay-at-home dad. “Hm, you’ve been behaving well. I’ll reward you by having a second child with me,” the queen declared. Leon swore, “I’d rather die! I’ll leap from the Silver Dragon Palace, and I still won’t have a second child with you!" ﹌﹌ ITS A TRANSLATION﹌﹌ Raw: 闭嘴恶龙我不想再跟你生孩子了 Author:奶昔尾尾酱 ═❀═❀═❀═❀═❀═❀═ Schedule: 2 Chapters/Day

Overworked and exhausted, Zhou Ming dies suddenly while playing Minecraft and reincarnates as Naruto Uzumaki, the "Prince of Konoha." Not only that, he awakens a Minecraft system, complete with over 300 mods. At just one year old, Naruto enters the sealed space where Kurama is imprisoned and shakes his head in disdain at the situation. Thus begins his grand renovation project. ... Kurama, freshly sealed and still furious, roars at the little brat—only to witness something he'll never forget... Naruto punches trees... Kurama: "Why do the trees disappear after just two hits? And why are they so... blocky?" Naruto builds a house... Kurama: "Why can these dirt blocks stack like that!?" Naruto slaughters a cow... Kurama: "Where did that cow go? is that cow meat on the ground?" ﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌ Cover By: _not_so_bad_ (discord username) ﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌ Raw:火影忍者：在木叶玩《我的世界》 Author: 鲨鱼男孩 ﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌ Support the Translation! 20 Advanced Chapters are currently available in Patreon, make sure to visit and support our team. patreon.com/Immortal_author https://ko-fi.com/immortalauthor https://discord.gg/KscfBegBPT

The latest novel by the author of 'I Became An Immortal On Mortal Realm', Let me laugh, the author you will never be disappointed with, enjoy to your heart's content!!! ------------- Author's message to webnovel readers: It has come as an unexpected delight that Xianxia novels, a genre unique to China, have been warmly received by an international audience. I sincerely thank everyone for their support. I am committed to considering all the valuable suggestions put forth by readers, and to maintaining the style you have all come to love, all the while striving to continue delivering my best work. The book "Steadily Becoming a Saint, The Immortal Officials Hired Me to Tend the Horses" retains the familiar style of my previous works but ventures into entirely new territory with its plot and world-building. This story will reflect mortal aspirations for eternal life and ascension to immortality, as well as portray the epic tale of celestial beings witnessing the evolution of the universe through the ages. I hope you will all enjoy it. Best regards. by Let me laugh ------------- As a house servant, Gu An accidentally shattered a jar of Spirit Flowers in his youth, and in his panic, he discovered that he had seized twelve years of life span! A path to immortality thus unfolded before Gu An's eyes! In order to cultivate in peace, Gu An chose to become a Servant Disciple of the Supreme Sect, planting medicinal herbs daily to cultivate by seizing the life span of these herbs. Through the evolution of life span, his Basic Skill constantly evolved, deducing from Basic Sorcery to reach Divine Skills that connected to heaven! Eras changed, constellations shifted, and the Mortal World transformed vastly. Gradually, legends of immortals emerged in the Mortal World. The immortal known as Gu An expended half of his life span, helping his Cultivation Level break through the limits of the Immortal Path and achieving the realm of a Saint, soaring above the heavenly laws. However, one day, a white-robed old man with a saintly presence came to visit Gu An. "I am Xuan Qing from the Heavenly Stars above, appointed by the Heavenly Emperor Tai Hao. Hearing of Daoist Friend's numerous benevolent deeds in the Mortal World and your countless rescues of the living beings here, the merits are immeasurable. Thus, I have been dispatched from the Lower Realm to invite Daoist Friend to join the ranks of the immortals, to take up an immortal office, the Divine Steed Celestial Official." "May I ask what the duties of the Divine Steed Celestial Official are?" "In the Heavenly Court, there are divine steeds that can traverse earth and heaven and penetrate Yin Yang. The Divine Steed Celestial Official is responsible for looking after and feeding these divine steeds." Huh? Taking care of horses? Groom?!

Greed, envy, anger, gluttony, lust, sloth, pride The 'Black Book' records seven sources of sin, which are also seven steps to ascend to godhood Once, I thought there would always be one sin suitable for me But I never expected Every volume of the twelve military letters bears my name!

This book features a slice-of-life style with minimal system presence, welcome to enjoy. [Theoretically, this system can target any cognitive being in the universe.] [After selecting a target, the host will randomly acquire the target's skill level and talent.] [When the target is of the same gender, skill experience acquisition speed +50%, skill level cap -50%.] [When the target is of a different species, trigger 404 aura, skill experience acquisition speed +100%, instant death probability +99%.] [After a failed targeting, the punishment mechanism is activated, halving the host's basic stats, entering an absolute weak state, and resetting skill levels.] Traversing into this world, Bai Chuan Ze Ping observes this problematic system, then looks at the top student and beautiful girl of the class... Hmm, perhaps... this classmate could be a fine learning companion. PS: This book is also known as "My Talent Comes from My Girlfriend."

"Your handsomeness attracts the attention of the Goddess of Luck at all times." Liang Yi, an experienced player, found himself transported into the game world. Inheriting the attributes of his god-level alternate account, he started the game with all stats maxed out. As an NPC favored by the Goddess of Luck, the destined Person of Luck, he had a bright future. However, he quickly discovered that... The ruthless and merciless NO.1 female demon lord from his previous life had become his junior sister in this life! And they even formed a contract! If one party died, the other would die as well. Fortunately, his junior sister before him had not yet turned evil. To prevent himself from being labeled as the antagonist boss by the vast number of players and being killed, he resolutely embarked on the "Junior Sister Educating Plan."

In history, the most notorious Holy Knight! Corrupt Light! Holy Sinner! Blasphemer! The Irreverent! Wright has many well-known titles within the Church of the Holy Light. Angel: "The Goddess tells us to guard against fire, theft, and Wright!" Evil God: "Could you stop targeting me alone when you fleece us?" Evil Dragon: "He not only extorted my money but also abducted my precious daughter!" Devil: "Hell is still too kind and pure for Wright to handle!" Yet this man, whom the Goddess of Holy Light considers a thorn in her side, has become the world's most terrifyingly powerful Holy Knight!! Wright: "Do you believe in the light?"

Business elite Wu Bin suddenly died and reincarnated into a college student in a parallel world. Just as he joined the freshman military training, Wu Bin realized something was off. Why was his body weaker than a woman’s? Wu Bin had thought he could use the system to change his physique and reach the pinnacle of life! But who knew, in the next second, the style shifted dramatically! Ding. 【Congratulations, Host, for successfully acquiring Acute Myocardial Infarction】 【Beware, when your heart rate exceeds 130, Acute Myocardial Infarction will be triggered 100%】 Hiss! Are you serious with this crappy system? 【High host dissatisfaction value detected, special gift package for beginners】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift— Scorn of Death】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Rebirth from Cocoon】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Iron Will】 Consequently, the ordinary college student Wu Bin became a regular at the major hospitals in Shanghai. The campus belle was smitten with him, the principal prayed for him, and the instructor treated him as his own biological father! “Why can you fracture a bone just by going to the bathroom!” “How dare you travel all over with only 1 platelet?” “This batch of college students, they're very fragile, hard to kill!”

Well-versed in both exorcising evil spirits and stabilizing homes, and expert in geomancy and divination. In the modern city where the practice of magic is not prominent, many believe that Chen Haitian is a genius with a rare talent for cultivation, one in ten thousand. However, only he knows that all his skills are self-taught through trial and error...

Just when Saiki Kusuo thought he had finally secured a quiet, asteroid-free life, a cosmic glitch rips through reality itself—thanks to a poorly timed miracle and an unstable psychic reset. The result? Universes begin to collide, and Saiki finds himself unwillingly playing interdimensional host to a cast of absurdly powerful and even more absurdly dysfunctional guests. From explosive mages like Megumin to dramatic shadow-obsessed vigilantes like Shadow, overpowered loners like Jin-Woo, and unpredictable oddballs like Gojo Satoru, Saiki's apartment—and mental stability—is pushed to the limit. His goal is simple: fix the glitch, send these walking headaches back to their own worlds, and finally return to peace and coffee jelly. But just when Saiki thinks he’s turning everything back to normal and getting rid of the uninvited guests, a more eerie, mysterious, and unexplained phenomenon begins to surface—one that no amount of psychic power can fully predict. Something darker is watching from the cracks between worlds… and it might not be as easy to banish. Because sometimes, the real disaster isn’t the guests—it’s what followed them in. Also, who knew dimensional collapse came with this many catchphrases, explosions, and unpaid catering bills? ... Includes: The Disastrous Life of Saiki K Eminence in Shadow Konosuba Re: zero Mushoku Tensei Dr. Stone Chainsawman Jujutsu Kaisen and much more to add.

A guy gets reincarnated as a true dragon in tensura and not just any true dragon... But the true dragon of Sun itself.. .... "Well if there is anyone who can face Rimuru and possibly defeat him is my father and if not even him we are doomed." karna "The only person who can save Rimuru now is elder brother, you got this elder brother." Veldora tempest "Huh? Velsun sigh.. I don't like my little brother much but if there is anyone who can save the world it's only him" Velzard. "Well I hate to admit it but my rival velsun is the only one who can defeat Rimuru and possibly bring him back now" Guy crimson ..... Well since I have the opportunity to be the strongest why not be then....?

13 Friends, one promise. Different journeys, one destination. A group of high school friends once in the chaos of youth made a simple promise: to reunite at one of their weddings, no matter what the future held. But as time moves on, some lose touch, others disappear completely, and life takes them in unexpected directions. Now, years later, the chance to fulfill that youthful promise has finally approached—but will everyone return? Blending humor, action, romance, heartbreak, and a dash of wit, this is the story of Sam and his quirky friendship tested by time, and the journey that follows one unforgettable reunion.

Imagine waking up in a video game world that you play, it must be a wet dream for fantasy lovers. But this time it's not a wet dream, it's reality. A young man named Wim must find a way back to his world by completing the main story and getting the 'True Ending'. Assisted by a floating automaton named Art, together they will try to survive in a world filled with monsters, magic, and conflicts between kingdoms combined with Steampunk elements

In an alt medieval fantasy world filled to the brim with monsters and adventure. Zachary haze is just an average boy in search of a thrill. One day when coming home work he sees a flier that opens up a whole new world of possibilities. It was an add asking people to join a guild. "No way" he thought. "Could I seriously become an adventurer?" driven by purely the fever of a dream. This is his story!