POV ???
Cosmos: "Finally! I had to wait so long for this event. It's rude to keep a lady waiting, Author!"
Author: "What?"
Cosmos: "What? Never seen a lady before."
Santa: "Okay, that's enough. Get back with the story."
Author: "Did I just have a stroke?"
POV Rio
As Cosmos was distracted, I made sure everyone was aware of what was happening, then I used Plan A.
Discord: "I thought you would never summon me! Now we can... Oh you bitch!"
He looks at me with a very unhappy face.
Rio: "Discord! I know she is your ex, but there is no need to call her names!"
Discord: "W-what? I didn't. I mean. I..."
That gets Cosmos' attention.
Cosmos: "Do my omniscient eyes betray me, or is that my old ex-boyfriend who stabbed me in the back and killed me?"
Discord looks at Cosmos with great fear, but I take this opportunity to slip away.
Rio: "Okay, that should stall her for a minute or two."
I used this time to get ready. The first thing I did was grab the Time Twirler and activate it. I knew that it wouldn't work on her, but it would work on me, and that was all I needed. The next item I got was the Bewitching Bell. I had spent the last several months learning how to use it and mastering it. It was Plan B. Then I grabbed the Ultimatrix and got ready for Plan C. It was given to the clone to use. Then I created over a hundred thousand more clones and sent them in every direction. They were plan D. And if all that failed, I had Plan E.
'I hope it doesn't come to Plan E, but if it does, I have my will set.'
Plan E was the plan where I took Cosmos into another Dimension and we fought for eternity. It was a brutal plan, but since neither of us could die, it would mean we would be each other's prisoners. I was confident that it would work, but I knew it was the last-ditch ditch desperate idea.
'Here she comes.'
Cosmos: "There you are, Rio. Are you done making your pointless preparations?"
She was holding a Poodle that had the face of Discord. If Discord were turned inside out and then made of fecal matter.
Rio: "Yes, I am done making preparations. So let's start."
I used the bell, and a chime echoed as it drained the power from her and Discord. I felt something was wrong as it was too easy.
Cosmos: "HAHAHAHA! That was your plan? Use that old bell to take my powers away."
Rio: "Well, it was the first plan."
Cosmos: "You fool, who do you think helped make that bell? Hint, it was me. Grogar was one of my best followers and creations, but he was not that impressive without his precious bell. How else do you think a mere unicorn beat him? So, do you think that can contain my power?"
As she said that, I heard a crack and looked down at the bell.
Rio: "Poodoo."
The bell exploded, and I was vaporized instantly by it. But in the next second, we were back to where we first began our conversation.
Cosmos: "Huh, well, that was interesting. It's been a while since I last felt a time shift like that. Is this your next plan?"
Rio: "No, this is."
A clone appears, but they are using the Ultimatrix and appear as a 3-meter-tall humanoid made of a black, starry material.
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POV Clone a few minutes prior.
Then I used the Ultimatrix to transform into Alien X. Once I did this, the Voice of Love and Aggression appeared.
Aggression: "So you finally called for us?"
Rio: "Yes, I hope to get your help to defeat Cosmos."
Aggression: "Normally, I would complain and refuse, but this is a different case."
Love: "We know about her, and we are not sure if we can help you."
Aggression: "Look, kid, I will be blunt. There is a high chance we can't beat her. So you better have another plan."
Rio: "I do. Or at least the main body does."
Aggression: "Sigh. Let's get this over with."
Love: "Maybe it won't be that bad."
POV Rio
Cosmos: "Well, that is something I haven't seen in person before. I always wanted to see what kind of screams they would make. Always so stoic and boring. You could really use some fun in your life."
Alien X tried first to erase her, but that failed completely. But surprisingly, Cosmos couldn't erase them easily either. Then they got into melee combat. But that didn't last long as she couldn't be hit, and when she was, it was a random prop instead. Then she grabbed the sun in the sky and rubbed it on her chest before throwing it.
Cosmos: "Timber!"
Alien X had to hold the strange sun and try to contain it. I would sense that it was failing, and that was made worse by Cosmos adding a feather on top of the star.
Alien X: "You are on your own."
It vanishes, and a massive explosion is felt from across the Universe.
Cosmos: "That was fun. What's next?"
Rio: "Well, that was kind of the plan that involved attacking. So the next idea was to talk you down."
(AN: To see what happens, nearly exactly watch Jonah Jameson - You Serious ? Spiderman on YouTube. )
Cosmos: "Ehehehehehehe, hahahahhaha, you serious?"
When she looks at me and realizes I am serious she laughs harder.
Cosmos: "HAHHAHAHAHAHHA! Oh, that is the funniest sh@& I have ever seen. Huh, did I just get censored? You $^#*(@($#*&^$&# ^%^*@&#(@$^@( *$(#*$ (#*@^&%@&^!$()($#_ Sandwhich!"
Everyone just looks at her with utter disgust and revulsion.
Discord: "Oh my gosh, Cosmos, you can't say that."
Cosmos shuts him up by replacing his mouth with his anus.
Rio: "Oh, that's nasty."
Cosmos rolls her eyes at me, and then she starts monologuing. I drown her out as it gets really boring as she talks about all the things she is going to do to me and my family.
Cosmos: "And then I am going to..."
Shlick
She stops and looks down to see a spear stabbing her chest.
Cosmos: "Oh, that doesn't feel good."
She goes to grab it, but she instead falls to the ground.
Cosmos: "W-what have you done?"
Rio: "Well, I used a plan that I wasn't sure would work on you. That stabbing into you is Longinus. A World Item with the power to kill and erase anything and everything. At the cost of the user's existence. I am not sure if it will destroy you completely, but if it does. There can no longer be a god of Evil, Malice, or Villainy."
Cosmos: "Y-you would sacrifice yourself to destroy me, even though it might not work?"
Rio: "Yes and no. I would if it were needed, but I didn't use the spear. He did."
I point behind her, and she freezes and then laughs.
Cosmos: "Hahahahaha, HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA! To think that I will die at the hands of a mere basic skeleton soldier. That is the funniest joke I have ever been told."
She starts to fade away, and she just looks at me with both hatred and despair.
Cosmos: "You beat me. But even once I am gone, evil and malice will still exist. There are others like me out there, and I am sure one of my other selves will get revenge for me. Mark my words..."
She fades completely, and all the spells she cast vanish as well.
Rio: "Unfortunately, for you, that will never happen. As now anywhere I exist, you and similar beings can no longer exist."
Discord returns to his original form and spits where she died and summons a grave that reads:
Here Lies The Biggest B*&^$ In The Cosmos
Never To Rest Again.
PS Discord Rules Cosmos Drools
Then he starts to dance on the grave. I decided to play a little prank on him. I mimic her voice.
Rio: "Oh Discord~"
Discord: "AHHHHHHHHH! Cosmos! This isn't what it looks like!"
He screams like a little girl and hides behind me, and I start laughing. He looks confused and looks around, then realizes what happened. His face looks very unamused.
Discord: "You, mister, owe me big time! I suffered much because of you!"
A mini Discord in a suit walks up to me and throws a letter at me.
Mini Discord: "You've been served!"
The letter says that he will sue me unless I summon him permanently to this Universe. I raised my eyebrow at him.
Rio: "Don't you owe me. I just cleaned up your mess and dealt with Cosmos for you."
He avoids eye contact and pulls at the tie he now has on his neck.
Discord: "I, well, I, um, look. We have both done some bad things. Maybe we can call it even and be friends."
Rio: "Hmm, I suppose you are right. And I can consider summoning you if you can swear upon your very nature as a chaos spirit that you will behave and not harm my citizens."
He gets a Boy Scout uniform on and holds a copy of a book called the Holy Book of Friendship, Harmony, Rainbows, and Sparkles.
Discord: "Scouts Honor, and I swear upon my eternal self. With one exception. You must make Fluttershy immortal."
Rio: "Hmm, fine. As long as she agrees. I won't force her. But given her kind nature and knowing how much Twilight and you suffered, she will likely choose immortality."
He grabs my hoof and shakes it.
Discord: "You just made the best deal of your existence. Now let's celebrate."
Pinkie: "Did someone say party?!"
Rio and Discord: "No."
In a spiral of pink bubbles, Pinkie Pie and Senor Cleanfist appear.
Pinkie: "Thanks for the ride, Cleanfist."
Cleanfist: "No problem. I think I hear someone say grrrrime."
He disappears. And I just started to leave rather than deal with these two chaotic fiends.
Pinkie: "Hey, I will have you know I am Chaotic Neutral! Not a fiend."
Discord: "Yeah, what she said."
Rio: "I need a drink."
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Authors Note:
This concludes the story, or at least the majority of it. There will be an Epilogue after this. And then maybe a final Author's Note Chapter. Cosmos was a large threat, but lucky for Rio, he had Longinus, so he could actually permanently erase her. Until the Epilogue, Ciao.