"Little Orange, Little Cyan, and..." Jun An looked at the intruders, counted them, "Why are all seven of you here?"
Surprised, yes, but Jun An didn't descend into panic. Since they'd found out, there was nothing for it. He'd just have to delete their memories later. For now, he might as well treat them as part of the 'play'. Vita certainly pulled stunts like this often enough.
Seeing Jun An about to bully their dearest Sister Vita again, the Little Vitas immediately bristled.
"Let go of Sister Vita! You're not allowed to bully Sister Vita anymore!" True Form Vita (Yellow) was the first to step forward. "If you want to bully someone, bully me!"
Regulating Vita (Green) chimed in, "That's right! We are the city agents. If this is the price for saving the city, then we are willing to bear it. So stop bullying Sister Vita. This is our responsibility."
"No! As the eldest sister, I should bear this responsibility!" Righteousness Vita (Red) declared. "So don't lay a hand on the others! I will be your opponent!"
"No, Red!" Aware Vita (Blue) countered. "We agreed, we should bear this price together..."
"Yeah, yeah!" Accumulating Vita (Orange) nodded firmly. "There's only one spot here! We have to queue up properly, no fighting!"
"Eh... Queue up?" Jun An was stunned. What the hell? Had he masturbated so much he was hallucinating? What kind of hallucination involved little lolis lining up one by one, offering themselves for abuse?
"It's like this, Brother Captain." Harmonizing Light Vita (Cyan) and Tuned Vita (Purple) tugged at the corner of Jun An's clothes, their feet shuffling timidly, looking extremely hesitant.
Purple spoke up, "That's right, we... we want to try too, is it okay?"
Cyan added, "Mm, after all... Sister Vita looks like she's really enjoying it..."
"You want to try too?" Jun An was completely baffled. "You want a turn? Then you'll have to ask her if she agrees." Although the 'equipment' was his, and Jun An wasn't opposed to multiplayer, Vita was currently using it. Besides, Vita was the Little Vitas' guardian. Jun An didn't want to make the decision unilaterally. These Little Vitas might be centuries old, but their minds were still as pure as children's. Jun An didn't want to give Vita yet another reason to hate him for corrupting kids.
Jun An nudged the soundly sleeping Vita awake. "Vita, they want to play together too."
"What? Absolutely not!!" Vita looked utterly incredulous.
Jun An understood her disbelief; he hadn't believed it at first either. "But the evidence is right here."
"They're all..." Vita started to speak, only to be caught completely off guard by Jun An's sudden sneak attack. "Wait! Accumulating! Righteousness! And... why are you all here?! Captain, how could you— Stop it! Sneak attacks are dame!"
Jun An, naturally, paid her no mind. "Whatever you want to say, just spit it out." He'd delete their memories later anyway, so he didn't care what the Little Vitas saw. Their opinions mattered less than his own immediate satisfaction. He'd worked so hard for so long, what was wrong with starting another round?!
"Sister Vita, we know what the price is!" Regulating Vita (Green) stated solemnly, looking at Vita rocking back and forth. "You shouldn't have to bear this kind of thing alone."
Tuned Vita (Purple) nodded. "It was my idea to ask about saving the crops, so I should bear this part of the price!"
"Don't be ridiculous..." Vita gritted her teeth, fighting the urge to cry out, barely maintaining composure. "Go back, now! This isn't a game!"
"We refuse!" Righteousness Vita (Red) declared resolutely. "We just decided! We're going to help Sister Vita share the burden!"
Regulating Vita (Green) nodded again. "That's right! We're family, after all. How could we let Sister Vita suffer alone?"
True Form Vita (Yellow) had already slipped a hand under her own skirt. "Sister Vita... I also want to..."
Accumulating Vita (Orange) gazed yearningly at Vita's blissful expression. "Sister Vita, you're too cunning! Let us share the burden sometimes too! Aren't we family?"
The remaining three Little Vitas felt the same. Their Sister Vita was being casually bullied right in front of them. How could they just stand by and watch?
"You guys..." Vita looked at the Little Vitas, a touch of emotion stirring within her. Then she saw the blatant desire in their eyes; their little thoughts were written all over their faces. How could she possibly let them play this highly addictive game?! Didn't they understand seniority?
"I... Ngh!! Wait, wait! Not now!" She tried to refuse, but the Captain's relentless assault left her unable to handle both fronts. "Can't— can't you just let me finish talking!!!" Vita seethed.
Jun An teased, "What's wrong? Go on, keep talking. Don't mind me." The current Jun An had no intention of stopping. Vita was clearly incredibly tense being watched by the seven Little Vitas. This was a golden opportunity! Jun An was absolutely determined to seize this victory decisively!
Jun An's fierce onslaught left Vita gasping for air. No good! We're not even in the same league!! Stats, level, technique – Jun An completely overwhelmed Vita, crushing her under immense pressure.
"No... I can't take it anymore! You guys come! Swap me out! I really can't hold on!"
"He's too fast... and lasts too long! I can't keep up! Sob sob sob~" Vita collapsed onto Griseo's bed again, utterly exhausted. The Captain was just too incredible, far too much for her. Relying on her alone, she was completely outmatched! If this kept up, she felt like she'd lose her mind! Anyway, since she was about to break, having a few more helpers wouldn't hurt.
"Sister Vita... Are... are you okay?"
"I'm... I'm fine..." Saliva dribbled from the corner of Vita's mouth, her entire body limp. "Alright... even though you're still small, you're at least a few hundred years old... Wait... let me just... go one more time... then I'll teach you."
"Hold on, you're actually letting them join?!" Jun An didn't really care about Vita's personal choices; she wasn't exactly a saint herself. But the seven Little Vitas were different. They genuinely only wanted to protect Froth and what they saw as beautiful, and they hadn't actively done anything wrong. Jun An didn't just bully anyone, and besides— there were three boys among them! Jun An had no interest in playing priest!
Vita was too exhausted to think clearly and casually waved for replacements. "Alright then... Harmonizing Light (Cyan), Aware (Blue), Tuned (Purple)... you three go first."
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"Wait, why them?!" Jun An stressed sternly, "No matter how you slice it, my XP are perfectly normal! I don't like boys! Boys are absolutely off-limits, not even traps!" Jun An admitted that Cyan, Blue, and Purple, the three little city agents, were adorable – cuter than many girls, even. But cute or not, they were still male. Jun An absolutely refused to compromise his preferences! This had nothing to do with morality; his libido simply wasn't cooperating.
"What? You think they're boys?" Vita burst out laughing. She hadn't realized the Captain couldn't even distinguish male from female.
Harmonizing Light (Cyan) looked incredulous. "What? But we've spent the most time together!"
Aware (Blue): "You... how could you possibly think that?"
"Brother Captain, you~" Tuned Vita (Purple) even started to tear up. "I am a girl!"
The most heartbreaking part? The Captain's hardware actually softened. Clearly, he genuinely saw the three Little Vitas as boys.
Even Vita, currently pinned down by Jun An, shot him a look usually reserved for complete idiots. "Captain, I knew you usually had a screw loose, but I never imagined it was this bad!"
"Ah, whatever. You'll see for yourself soon enough anyway." Vita sighed at Jun An's inexplicable stereotype. "Harmonizing Light, Aware, Tuned, go ahead and prove it. Then, you can make him apologize properly... with his actions!"
And so, the three Little Vitas simultaneously lifted their snow-white skirts, revealing a sight that left even Jun An utterly stunned.
He couldn't help but rub his eyes, double-checking his discovery. Nothing? How is that possible?!
What! Cyan, Blue, and Purple... the three Little Vitas were actually male daughters without the stick?! These traps weren't authentic at all!
But none of that really mattered now. Vita was spent for the day, with no fight left in her. The Captain was simply too strong after using the second shot of the super-mutation factor. She'd rarely won against him before; now, with his inflated stats, it was completely impossible.
"Alright," Jun An conceded. "Since you're all so eager to help Vita bear the price, then I don't mind having a few more playmates like you." Jun An wasn't one for pointless posturing. After all, words could be deceiving – Vita was proof of that – but her body still honestly sought him out. And when faced with a challenge, even one against seven, the Captain of the Hyperion would never back down!
"Alright, line up properly! I'll take you on one by one!"