"Get back here doggy!" A strong feminine voice shouted.
"You are flippin' psycho you mad woman, psycho!" Kotarou shouted as he dodged a punch.
The older girl had red eyes, waist-long black hair, and a "megalopolis-style" bust. She wore a winter uniform of her school with her jacket covering her shoulders in a cape-like style.
"Stand still so I can quell this burning feeling in my body!"
"Like hell, your punches hurt like Naru's, Momoyo!" he shouted as he went for a kick.
"For the trees!" Mavis shouted over her headset as she played Planet of Magecraft as her level 72 Dryad.
She heard squabbling from her party members and then they stupidly deviated from her well made plans!
Again!
"No, no, I set up an entire plan for the raid and you ruin it!" the blonde shouted in tears while stomping her feet.
"That's it; I'm changing servers to find some competent people to play with!"
More words from her ear piece.
"No I will not! Why I play with children whose voices haven't cracked yet, I will never know! You tiny scrotum peons don't know who you're messing with. I'm going to make my own guild, and it will be a hundred times better than yours! There'll be cake, and ice cream, and, and, you're not invited!"
Ugh, why was she surrounded by such N00bs!
She went back to town to save and exited her profile.
After finishing the work to make a guild and getting a guild hosting provider, she typed in her guild name.
Fairy Tail.
She was standing in a supermarket awaiting the God of Discounts, as she was summoned to be a representative of the Half-Priced Food Lovers Club.
"Oh, it seems I'll have a real challenge today." Spoke an albino girl as she walked up to Ryofu, "Greetings Lu Bu."
"Ice Witch." Ryofu said with a nod.
"So, what are you after today?"
"Pork cooked in ginger Bento." Ryofu answered
"I see." The albino said as a store worker finished putting on the discount stickers and entered the break room.
Ryofu's eyes shined deadly.
The battle had begun.
"I'm here at lover's lookout." Aya said as she looked around the area, "It's dark, in the middle of nowhere and it's where hormone driven teens love to come and fool around." She said in a chipper tone, "So very likely, we're about to see someone get killed! Sure enough, there is a girl in that car, blouse unbuttoned, all alone. Let's see if she'll have a word with us." She spoke and took a few paces to a parked car where a pretty ditzy looking brunette sat in the driver's side.
Aya leaned by the open window and held out her mike, "Hi, Shameimaru Aya, journalist and reporter of TNB (Tengu News Broadcasting)."
"Oh, hi!" the girl said cheerfully.
"Can you tell us your name?" Aya asked
"Well, my name is Ami, I—"
Aya cut her off as she turned back to the camera, "Ami, can you tell us what you're doing out here, all alone?"
"Well, yeah, sure." She said with a smile, "My boyfriend and I were just making out and when we heard a noise out there. So he went to go check it, but, but that was like ten minutes ago." She said with a confused look.
"Yeah… yeah, Ami, has it crossed your little mind that your boyfriend was probably murdered and you're about to be slaughtered next?" Aya asked
Ami's mouth opened as she had an OMG face, "Really?" as she scrunched her nose, "No way!" she said with a smile as if she was being punked.
"Way." Aya said with a solid nod, "Ami, good luck."
"Okay, thanks Aya!" Ami said as a man in a black robe and ghost mask walked up to the car and pulled Ami out of it as she screamed.
Aya turned back to the camera and pointed to the scene, "Just as I thought! The murder is happening as we speak! I'm going to try and get into the bloodshed, are you getting this?!" she asked as she turned to the mike to Ami, who was in a chokehold, "Excuse me! Ami, Ami!" Aya exclaimed as the murderer was shanking Ami in the stomach, "Can you tell us what're feeling honey?"
"Lots of pain! Aya please help me!"
"I'd love to help ya, but I can't, policies!" Aya said as the murder finally did one last stab and dropped the now deceased.
"Sir, sir! Can I get a word with you!" Aya asked as she held the mike in the man's masked face.
"You got a lot of nerve coming here!" the muffled voice of the man said as he pointed his knife at Aya and then the cameraman, "I'm just trying to do my job! Get that camera off of me!" he said, trying to push the camera.
"No Kenichi, keep rolling! Keep rolling!" Aya shouted as she pushed the man away from her camera guy.
"I'm bouncing; I can't stand your fake news crap! Get a real job!" the murderer said as he was running away.
Aya stomped her foot, "Ugh, this is why I stick to newspapers! How am I suppose to get an accurate interview from the man if he keeps running away?!" the Tengu shouted in anger, "Let's go Kenichi!" she said to her cameraman as they flew away.