So the story goes like-in the real world, people use toilet paper to clean their butts.
And one day, a man was going to take a shit in the toilet, but couldn't find any paper for it.
So he tried to look for any paper in each toilet of his neighbors' houses until one old grandma saw him sneaking into other people's houses.
She decided to stop him before he came to her place.
He started running toward her house, and she couldn't think of anything else-so she picked up a gun.
When he entered her house, she fired the gun at him.
He died, saying to himself:
> "Is this how I'm going to die... without even taking a shit first?"
And he just died right there.
---
Then-he woke up in a toilet place.
He found himself as Toilet Paper Man, who can make multiple toilet papers appear out of nowhere.
He realized he was inside a girl's toilet and quickly tried to leave, but one girl came in and asked him for toilet paper.
He created multiple rolls out of fear-and the whole toilet just blew up.
He got soaked in the process.
The girl grabbed his toilet paper head and yelled:
> "What have you done, little toilet paper?!
You destroyed the only two toilets-the men's and the women's-which were the ONLY toilets in this town!"
He looked at her, confused.
> "What do you mean... this is the only two toilets in the entire town?"
She got even more furious, but then realized-she needed to pee somewhere or she wouldn't be able to hold it much longer.
The MC remembered when he was in that same position-looking for toilet paper-and now this girl was looking for a toilet with toilet paper.
He looked at the two destroyed toilets and blamed himself.
So much that he started hitting himself-tearing himself apart into pieces.
The girl looked at him in horror and grabbed his hands.
> "You're the only toilet paper in this world... If you destroy yourself, then no one will have toilet paper again!
And most people won't be able to go to the toilet ever again!"
He asked her:
> "How are you going to do your business if there's no toilet?"
She looked down in embarrassment and said:
> "I... wasn't able to hold it... I did it in my pants..."
He looked at the floor and saw drops of liquid, and started beating himself harder than ever.
> "It's my fault! She's going through the same problem I went through!"
He finally took the last piece of toilet paper-his final self.
The girl looked at him and shouted:
> "You idiot! You're more important than me and our toilet problem!"
She grabbed the last paper he tore off and picked it from the ground.
> "Do you even understand what you just did?! This was the LAST toilet paper...
And now you can't even create more, because you need at least one piece inside you to make more!"
She looked him dead in the eyes and said in silence:
> "You just did something worse than becoming toilet paper itself..."
She started beating the hell out of him, tearing apart the last pieces of him.
When she finally looked down, she said to herself:
> "I shouldn't have done that..."
We see the MC, who was reborn as Toilet Paper Man, now completely shredded apart.
The last piece of him is finally gone.
She looks at the ground and says in sadness:
> "This is all my fault. I was reckless."
Then-his toilet paper pieces start to transform...
Into a person again.
We see him, back in his original body, the same one he had before he died.
He stares at both his hands.
> "How... how am I back in my body?"
He begins to say something to the girl-who is still looking at the ground, crying alone-until suddenly a Toilet God appears.
The Toilet God looks at both of them and says:
> "I'm happy to know someone finally accepts that toilet paper isn't more important than the need to relieve themselves...
But they also understand that materials are important-for yourself and for others."
The girl and the MC look at him, confused.
The girl asks:
> "Who... are you?"
The Toilet God replies:
> "I am the God of Toilets.
I've been watching humanity for many years-wondering if anyone would ever appreciate how important toilet paper truly is."
He looks at the MC and says:
> "You have the power to create any material in existence...
So I ask you: what do you want to do now?"
The MC looks at his hands and answers:
> "I want to create toilets and toilet paper for all people across the entire world."
His body starts to glow.
Toilets and toilet paper appear in every home on Earth.
The Toilet God smiles and vanishes.
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The MC stands there, confused.
> "What... just happened to this world?"
The girl looks at him and says:
> "I see.
You're not toilet paper anymore.
You're... not even from this world, are you?"
She begins explaining:
> "Everyone in this world used to treat Toilet Paper Man as nothing more than a daily item.
Something they used and ignored.
No one appreciated his value."
She grabs his hand and says:
> "But then you came.
And I think... you understood how important toilet paper is in life.
You started tearing yourself up... just because..."
She cuts herself off, embarrassed.
Then she asks:
> "Why were you beating yourself... even though you knew I couldn't go to the toilet?"
He looks at the two destroyed toilets behind him and answers:
> "Because... I died without being able to take a shit.
I ran through all the neighbors' toilets looking for toilet paper.
And then... something happened."
He looks at her and says:
> "And... it's not like you didn't appreciate toilet paper either.
When I was beating myself... you were angry.
Because I mattered to you... and to everyone else."
She laughs softly:
> "Haha... yeah, silly me. I was just so angry, I couldn't control it."
Then she stops laughing and asks:
> "Since everyone has toilets and toilet paper
now...
What are you going to do?"
She looks at him walking quickly to the toilet and gets embarrassed:
> "Looks like someone needs to do their shit there."
The end